Here we have a sophisticated game of strategy and complex tactics. You are represented on-screen by an orphaned, emotionally conflicted CENTIPEDE dropped suddenly and inexplicably into a world seemingly devoid of meaning. Your only consolation is the occasional CAN OF SPAM that periodically appears nearby. Strangely, you feel yourself compelled to do nothing with your short time on this strange earth but gorge yourself on the vile stuff. You cannot escape your emotional fragility, however: if you ever find yourself too close to anything except Spam (namely, a wall or yourself), you will keel over in the way only an anthropod with so many legs can keel and lay your weary maxillipeds in the eerie, white fabric that surrounds you.
Use the arrow keys or I/L/K/J to move yourself about and the R key to reverse.