FunWiki: KevinBergemann

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Not actually a frosh, no matter what his wiki page has been saying for the last year and a half. KevinBergemann is actually an alum, of the class of 2007. He's a PhysicsMajor, and quite enjoys it. During his last semester he took JediQuantum, which allowed him to do the Jedi mind trick on unsuspecting frosh. He was the only E&M frosh for his year, which let him take fun BabyQuantum his second semester. (It's a fun course; I recommend everyone take it.) He also enjoys studying Japanese, though course conflicts (and sanity) kept him from taking more than two semesters of it during his time at Mudd.

His AIM SN is Kevin000016?. This is based off a inside joke from his high school that no one at Mudd would get. He'd change it, but he'd just change it to an inside joke from college, which would be just as pointless within a few years. Therefore, he keeps it the same.

He is NotSteve. This is important. Remember it. Other people may claim to also be NotSteve, but they are actually NotNotSteve?.

Kevin Bergemann likes to make BadPuns. Very often. You have been warned. And no amount of physical violence (ViolinS?)has ever been able to make him stop, so you can stop trying already. Really. I meant that.

You know, most of the history of Christianity has been about sects and violence.
- Indeed. I'd heard that the application of ViolinS was instrumental in shaping our modern nations.
  - Not to mention that Dungeons and Dragons is a load of Saxon violence.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH, make it stop! - DonNy

Soshite, Kebin Baaguman wa nihon'go ga suki da yo! Demo, keigo ga amari joozu ja nai. Sumimasen. Kookoojuu to daigaku no niban'me no shimesutaa nihon'go o ben'kyoo shite imasu. Sore ni, anime o miru koto ga tanoshii to omou. Watashi no nihon'go ga zen'bu tadashii ka?

Lived in East 170. Had a single, which made him very happy. Was the only upper class PhysicsMajor in East, which made him slightly less happy.

Lived in East 107 with JonathanBeall for his sophmore year. Wanted the name Sentient Suite, since it contained both a Steve and a NotSteve, but it never got off the ground. Instead, the suite was ShowerSuite? for the year.

Has a BirthdayThatIsSomething.

His head is fuzzy. Very fuzzy. Rubbing it has an amazing therapeudic effect on both the person rubber and the rubbee. Sadly, as he has graduated, his hair will no longer be around to destress people, but MartijnvanSchaardenburg may be able to take his place.

Went to the same HighSchool as SeemaPatel and JulieWortman. Seriously.

Because we needed a place to put it so we can make the node: JonathanBeall.

Wouldn't CategoryHomePage have made more sense?
- Get off my Wiki page, and take your silly logic with you! -KevinBergemann
Actually, that isn't true. You can just go to http://www3.hmc.edu/~rgarfinkel/funwiki/index.cgi?NewNode where "NewNode?" is the node you want to create. (This will change slightly if/when RichardGarfinkel hands off the Wiki to someone else.) The only catch is that, if you don't link to a node, it becomes a WikiIsland. Some people think this is a terrible thing to do, but it's really just another interesting thing to find in the Wiki.

Hey! Go ask some LoungeQuestions!

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Is a frosh and an alum simultaneously. --KatherineErickson

Quotes:

"Well, you can be, like, it's a key! It's a sword! It's a donkey! Whatever!" --KevinBergemann
"For your information, I do not get off on puns." -JonathanBeall
"This is not a SEX nun; this is a SCIENCE nun." -KevinBergemann
"You're about as innocent as... George W. Bush!" -StephGrush
"You could at least be writing porn if you weren't writing thesis." -FrancesHocutt
"My thesis is not a series of tubes. It's a truck." -KevinBergemann