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Graduate '02: HypercubeSuite, ChessersSuite, CrackHall Currently: graduate student at [[the]] UniversityOfChicago RoomMate: MicahSmukler ''both of them should frequently be told to GoToBed'', ArielBarton E-mail: naj@uchicago.edu AIM: Squirrelloid LJ: Squirrelloid Activities: SwingDancing, RolePlaying, ComputerGames, BoardGames, Bridge, PoeTry Scientific Interests: PalaeoEcology, MacroEcology, BioGeography, TheoreticalEcology, statistics, MacroEvolution, bias analysis, Morphological Disparity Professional: Paper in Evolution (McClain, Johnson, and Rex. 2004), Paper in Feb's American Naturalist (Rex et al. 2005), + more! Quote of [[the]] moment: Die DDIG Die!!! Its been over 4 years since i graduated. Thats kind of scary. Definitely an AncientMyth. This page doesn't exist, you didn't read this. ------ PuzzlePirates! (Yar!) Ocean: Viridian Character: Momarette Home Port: Tigerleaf Captain (Siren) of Follow Your Heart Princess of the Flag Imperial Coalition Stats: (Ocean // Archipelago) Swordfighting: Solid (Grandmaster // Legendary) Bilging: Weighty (Ultimate) Sailing: Weighty (Legendary // Ultimate) Navigating: Paragon (Ultimate // Legendary) Gunnery: Expert (Ultimate) Carpentry: Expert (Ultimate) Sea Battle: Paragon (Legendary // Ultimate) Alchemy: Solid (Renowned // Grandmaster) Distilling: Narrow (Distinguished) Shipwrightery: Weighty (Ultimate) Drinking: Broad (Legendary) Hearts/Spades - who cares? Treasure Drop: Narrow (Master) Poker: Solid (Renowned) Wielding: Falchion (Red/Yellow) Ships: Sloop Well-Known Sunfish (Sloop), Pretty Salmon (WB), Heartless Angler (sloop), Annoying Blowfish (WB), Sophisticated Lady (WB), Dedicated Sailfish (WB), Flexible Roach (WB), Reserved Sunfish (WF), Modest Sunfish (MB) Trinkets: Skull x20 or so, Fruitcake, Intestines (darned sucky teammates), Rose, Map Percentage: 100% (Globe) ---------- Old page (kept because it has some flavor, and links i like): Paranoid EastDorm alumnus once known to stay up all night with PreFrosh (to further their CrackAddiction) to [[the]] neglect of his homework. Fortunately, he has [[the]] entire SquirrelArmy behind him as [[the]] Squirrelloid, and so can mobilize his forces to, at [[the]] least, get an extension?.... TheDevil. Plays DungeonsAndDragons and VampireTheMasquerade. Once part of HypercubeSuite and ChessersSuite, and is a permafrosh (by declaration of numerous people) and [[the]] legendary UberGuru of Biology. Co-creator of ChesSers and QuantumMafia. Was DM of [[the]] campaign that came to be known as [[the]] SagaOfClivesdale. Also original creator of GroupStoryOne and GroupStoryTwo and [[the]] concept GiggleSleep. Obeys NicksLawOfBreakfast. In EjWu''''''s absence, was [[the]] ItrFairy (with less disastrous results) and often storytold for ItrGames. Never guilty of abusing [[the]] minor edit feature of FunWiki, especially not on [[the]] LordOfTheReam pages. In his copious FreeTime, he has been known to write NickJohnsonsPoetry. Classic roleplaying characters (in vaguely chronological order): Whumpa: [My non-Caladania campaign during guest DMing] Ogre Cleric of death, loyal to Micah's character. If i recall correctly, got killed by a beholder mage (by design, cause i was DMing again). Famous for his great person skills, such as consuming a live kobold, or torturing the bastard who led us into a trap by ripping his arms off. Friend of [[the]] dwarf who consumed [[the]] Beaker of Plentiful Potions (see RolePlaying for story), whom he at one time tossed as a missile weapon into [[the]] mouth of a black dragon. Had proficiency in small humanoids. Also had an artistic bent, such as his skull sculptured out of some 2 billion copper coins (Don't ask). *''To be perfectly accurate, you threw me on to [[the]] back of the dragon. I got into [[the]] mouth on my own.'' Xexeskopoles: [Night Below with SteveHaas] Well, more appropriately Xexeskopolea, after knowingly putting on a girdle of masculinity/femininity. I don't know how i knew, but Steve said there was a girdle, and instantly i knew what it was and put it on, just part of the genius in playing a priest of Chaos. Famous for renaming all [[the]] NPCs ("Toaster sent us to find Gelatin"), and despite ineffectiveness outlived most of [[the]] party to perpetuate [[the]] false names to all [[the]] new comers. Carried a vial of perfume, 9 rotten eggs, 3lbs of salt, a broken mirror, 100 candles, 3 empty vials, a half bar of soap, and other oddities on his person as a matter of course (acquired an interesting collection of other things in his travels, like [[the]] cow skull he fixed a candle on and fashioned into a helmet). Personally responsible for [[the]] death of [[the]] priest of Law, mostly cause he conveniently found himself alone with [[the]] then trussed up law priest. It was an opportunity too good to refuse. Dual-classed to Chaos Mage at some point in time after leaving [[the]] campaign, and managed to ascend to godhood before turning his head into a grapefruit. ([[The]] fact that a chaos surge made all of his stats 20 probably helped). Maybe sometime in [[the]] future Steve will use Xexy as his god(dess) of chaos... ([[The]] Gnome artillerist, whose name i will remember someday): [20th level campaign] Had a portable hole with a large siege cannon, among other numerous gadgets that he had contructed. Not to mention a huge leadership score, many personable skills (to get good contracts), and a pad of paper and a pencil in his belt. Undoubtably one of [[the]] most amusing characters in the party, mostly because i decided it was too easy to break [[the]] game, so i made a silly character instead. Ling Mei: [LoriThomas and StephGrush Spring Break campaign] An oriental style warrior with a sense of honor (even if different from his compatriots) who almost beat an unarmed girl. Not taken in by [[the]] FuzzyBlueThing''''''s, which he hunted down and exterminated mercilessly. (They were evil i tell you). Mwen Yddra: [West End SW, summer 2002 AIM] A scout and former assassin, not entirely sure why she's helping the imbeciles she ended up with, but at least [[the]] bounty hunter is competent, and maybe a little cute... Favors knives. ''*Vibrating* knives.'' That campaign should start up again... sometime... Link creation for [[the]] story to be told: ThePineConeIncident ------- WhiteBoard: "I have control of Drallt... and Drallt's arm" - WillShipley "Just a sex" -RachelGabor "We even have sex here somewhere..." -NickJohnson (its even more fun to not tell you the context) "Yay, he fixed [[the]] WuZZle!" -SeleneTan "I'm not horribly concerned, given my character's concept. Mindfucking Malkavians tends to be an exercise in masturbation." --EvilSouthie ** ''Mindfucking Malkavians would be the best band name evar.'' "Dont do [[the]] '[[the]]' thing to too many pages --JiBB ---- CategoryHomePage CategoryCrackWhore WikiWhore PI2i3570v1337 AncientMyth ---- ''Worst Nick ever.'' In this vein, see [[MirrorSite/nosnhoJkciN | nosnhoJkciN]].
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