Editing SkyeBerghel

'''PRONOUNS:''' Skye is genderqueer and uses a set of pronouns accurately described as "'they' but without the TH". These pronouns are also singular instead of plural. In the event that you must describe Skye with regular pronouns, "he" is strongly preferred.

Skye is currently living in Carlsbad (not the cave) and working for a ludicrously small startup that <nowiki>[redacted due to non-disclosure agreement]</nowiki>. Skye's lease allows em to live with DanCiliske, BenFreeland, and "[http://morrigancat.tumblr.com one (1) gray and white cat]".

'''Endorsements''':
 14:36:41 < FallingSkye> hatbot, why do you love me so?
 14:36:48 < hatbot> FallingSkye: it's awesome!

'''How to Find Skye On The Internet:''' 
AIM: vampirecoffee42 
Livejournal, Steam, Facebook, LoL, Twitter, ManyOthers: vampirecoffee 
GuildWars: Lucertola Eidechse and some other characters (anything named "Helberg" on a US server is me) 
GuildWars2: vampirecoffee.2453 
BattleNet: vampirecoffi#1942

'''How To find Skye In Real Life:''' 
August 2012-present: Carlsbad (not the cave) with DanCiliske and BenFreeland 
Mar 2012-August 2012: San Diego with DanCiliske 
Jan-Mar 2012: Seattle with AdrienSebree 
Fall 2011: CGU A305 (with DanCiliske and BenFreeland) 
Summer 2011: San Francisco 
Summer 2010-Spring 2011: Sontag 107C (in TacBac 2). Frequently also in HatWood or Sontag 204. 
Fall 2009-Summer 2010: Sontag 102D (in TacBac) or Case Library or CGU Apartments or Memphis or AT322 
Summer 2009 after August 14: Sontag 102D 
Summer 2009 before August 14: Sontag 106B 
Fall 2008-Spring 2009: East 128 (Lounge Troll) 
Spring 2008: Scripps, Kimberly 108, or SuiteBetrayal couch 
Fall 2007: West Practically-Living-In-Platt

Has a Miata. With the help of DanCiliske, drove said Miata from Memphis to California in 2 and a half days. The fact that Dan fit in the Miata is what caused Skye to name it the Tardis.

Skye is strongly associated with housing shenanigans. Shenanigans include, but are not limited to, being a frosh with an off-campus single, SontagFirstFloorTreasonClusterFuck, moving rooms during the summer but long before school starts, being more aware of the move-in dates of the next occupant of eir current room than F&M, not being present at RoomDraw for the only draw in which ey pulled on eir own number, turning TacBac into a suite name that can be passed on, and pulling the first ever off-campus apartment in RoomDraw.
* The SunServerBarbeque is probably in violation of at least 7 housing regulations and may count as housing shenanigans.
* By the second day of Skye's junior year, Skye had slept in every outer dorm at least once.
* Skye seems to have accidentally started a "Living With PlattFrosh Completion Run."

Previous owner of Rorschach. Rorschach has been sold to fund a netbook, textbooks, and purchase of additional DonutMan donuts. Rorschach has been sort-of-replaced by Banzai (courtesy DanCiliske ).

Had partial ownership of Indy, the Blue-Tongued Skink during 2010-2011. MattRichman now has full ownership.

SkyeBerghel listens to metal music, classical, dance music, and symphonic dance metal.

Skye is a Senior-ish due to taking a Leave Of Absence in Fall 2009, making em the last PlattFrosh to take an LOA or ITR.

Ey was an EngineeringMajor until ey came to eir senses. Now ey is a CSMajor. For evidence see [[SkyeBerghel/Schedules|schedules]].

'''Hobbies Include''':
*exploiting those who set their IM to respond to all messages with "Mud...kip!"
*bass guitar
*maximizing amount of pizza per dollar spent
**that should be quantity*quality, or (quantity^x)*(quality^y) for x & y >0, or some other jointly monotonic function. Lots of bad pizza is non-optimal. I find Pizza Hut's current ads ('For just a few dollars more, we'll make it from real foodstuffs instead of plastic') disturbing. -- PhilMiller
*accidentally making volcanoes out of hydrochloric acid during the second FroshChem lab
*seeding Exaile playlists with Chevelle and Rammstein and then wondering how Dashboard Confessional got on them
*running ItrGames
*being hearing-impaired
** not helped by DryIceBombIncident
** not helped by Claremont Winds
* being sucked into Time Sucks
** including Doctor Who
** including LeagueOfLegends
** including DJMaxTechnika

'''Fountain Completion Run Status:'''
* Pomona reflecting pool
* Frary fountain
* Scripps humanities fountain
* Pomona fountain near the language building

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'''Quotes''':

"I keep getting screwed in Bang."

"Look! A free bagel!"

"I'm not a vegetarian because I like animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

"Who wants to go to the Motley and get some hippie food!"

"Why should I install a better driver when I can just hit the 'Fuck the wireless' button?"

"I like eating grasshoppers. They taste like thin mints and have the same crunchiness."

"Right, pints aren't metric. I keep forgetting that."

"I'm fighting the ancient battle of mind against mattress."

"Four-by-fours are totally metal."

(as a clue in Contact) "Every time I see cake, I think of this show."

(on E4) "It's like having a job, but without the part where you get paid."

"Don't put pennies and batteries in the same pocket of your pants. It's a bad idea."

"It's like an ice cube combined with a sharp thing!"

(10:53:14 PM) Patroklos: I mean, doesn't that make all of you slightly bad human beings for advocated this behavior
 (10:53:30 PM) Skye|Laptop: what, the trolling, or the raping?
 (10:53:39 PM) Skye|Laptop: i don't adovocate trolling
* I hate you, Jason. --SkyeBerghel, who would like it to be known that ey does not adovocate rape

"Raid smells like bacon."

"Well, say I'm a suicidal donut."

"Oh hey look, I can eat myself!"
** SkyeBerghel still has the version of Spampede in which this can happen.

"The Odyssey is like the greek version of Gurren Lagann"

ChrisSauro: Let's go to EMO
 SkyeBerghel: How do we do that?
 ChrisSauro: What do you mean?
 SkyeBerghel: Well, Pomona is one way and not-Pomona is the other way.
 (At this point, I was so dumbfounded and had no clue what to say, so I just let em fall back asleep and tried again. Sleep dep is a wonderful thing --ChrisSauro)

"Don't drip things on me!"

"Are you wearing pants?!"

"By 'sexual' I mean 'sex'."

"Whoa! Salt water is salty!"

ChrisSauro: I'm not seven
 SkyeBerghel: (disappointedly) Awwwwwwww....

"What you said came across as 'First we let women get a degree, and then we all have to move to Nebraska.'"

"The wheel hasn't been redesigned in centuries, we need to make it safer so cars don't run people over"

"you see, [[JasonWinerip|jason]], i trust your judgement"

"ok, [[JasonWinerip|jason]] has a point"

"In terms of breakfasts they are quite similar!" --on why Ireland and Britain are the same thing when it comes to eggs with toast

"[...] Dungeons and Kinky Dragons [...]"

"All this murder is making me hungry"

"In the early days of printing, they couldn't cut paper."

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TV/Anime:
* The following queue may be constructed entirely of blatant lies.

Currently watching:
* Sherlock (requires Reichenbach Falls)
* Farscape (watching through with DanCiliske)

Later (in "whatever I feel like" order):
*White Collar
*Noein
*ErgoProxy
*TwinPeaks
*WolfsRain
*ReadOrDie
*NodameCantabile
*TheMelancholyOfSuzumiyaHaruhi
*ShakuganNoShana
*ShakuganNoShanaSecond
*.hack//SIGN (maybe I'll understand it better the second time? Now that I'm not 15 anymore?)
*Serial Experiments Lain (mind must be fucked twice)
*The first season of Full Metal Panic
** You have to do fumoffu as well, it is for the lolz
*** Or all of it?  Because the plot parts in TSR are also awesome.
*The Dresden Files (TV show is good, but not as good as the books)
*RurouniKenshin
*MuShiShi
** If you enjoy MuShiShi, Kino'sJourney is in a similar style, but shorter.
* Babylon5
* Darker Than Black: The New Show
* FLCL
* Last Exile
* Life On Mars
* Neverwhere
* Ouran High School Host Club
* Outlaw Star
* Romeo X Juliet
* Samurai X
* The Dresden Files
* The Prisoner
* Rebuild of Eva

Finished:
*CodeGeass & CodeGeassR2
*DarkerThanBlack
*DeathNote
*SerialExperimentsLain
*.hack//SIGN
*HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi
*HigurashiNoNakuKoroNiKai
*Hex
*FullMetalAlchemist (the show. The movie should never have happened. I deny all knowledge of its existence.)
*TengenToppaGurrenLagann
*GhostInTheShell: StandAloneComplex
*EdenOfTheEast
*Dexter, Seasons 1-4
*DoctorWho

Recommended by Skye
*Serial Experiments Lain (yay mindfuck)
*Hex (there are demons! In boarding school! In England! With lesbian ghosts!)
*Death Note (I'll take this potato chip....AND EAT IT!)
*Dexter S1 and S4
* .hack//SIGN (if you have ever wanted to know what "YMMV" would look like if turned into an anime, this is the show for you!)
* Doctor Who
* Ghost in the Shell and Stand-Alone Complex

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'''Video Games!'''
Currently Playing:
* XCOM

Multiplayer Games:
* GuildWars2
**Level 80 Sylvari Ranger
**Level 35ish Charr Guardian
**Level 20ish Human Ele
**Level 10ish Asura Engineer
**Level 20ish Norn Thief
**Crafting maxed: Huntsman, Leatherworker, Cooking
*Borderlands
**no characters currently on this computer 
*Borderlands 2
**Level 18 Zero

Heap / On Hold:
* MorroWind
* Skyward Sword (pending purchase)
* The Witchest (graphics card insufficient :( )
* Kotor 2
* Baldur's Gates

Recently Completed:
* The World Ends With You (main plot, secret reports, extra cutscene)
* KOTOR (as all 4 possible combinations of [good/evil] [male/female])
* The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition
* Dragon Age (non-jerk character)
** Dragon Age: I Lost My Savegame Edition
* Batman: Arkham Asylum
* Prototype
** Over 9000 helicopters dropkicked!
* Assassin's Creed 2
** Assassin's Creed 2: now with enough pixels to make the subtitles readable!  (720p versus 480p)
* Oblivion (no really, I did all the quests)
* Bastion (both endings)
* The Witcher (elves)
* Mass Effect 2
** Krogans headbutted: 1
** Normandy has reached headbutting capacity
* Jade Empire (100% open palm)
* Fallout 3 (as Khajiit thief)
* Skyrim (as Khajiit thief) (no really I did every non-repeating quest)
* Dishonored (Clean Hands edition)
* Dear Esther
* Saints Row The Third
** the chainsawing will continue until morale improves
* Deus Ex (all 3 endings)
* Fallout NV (as Khajiit thief)

Recently Uncompleted:
* Psychonauts (got frustrated with controls)
* Alpha Protocol (DEATH TO MINIGAMES)

Games Without Much/Any Plot That I Will Play At The Drop Of A Hat:
* DJMaxTechnika
* RockGuitarBandHero
* League Of Legends

Want to add stuff to the list? Drop a recommendation here. Please note that due to my hearing issues I tend not to play games that are poorly subtitled (although the presence of Assassin's Creed up there shows you I'm willing to make exceptions).

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KissiWebNeighbors
  * KatieBennett
  * DanCiliske
  * ChrisSauro
  * StephanieLevins
  * SarahLoeb

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