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Richard Strong Bowen is a (dead) member of the Class of 2010. He: |
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Richard Strong Bowen is a (dead) member of the Class of 2010. |
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* was InTexas for about 10 months, but now lives in WashingtonDC?, which he strongly prefers. * is fond of the number 17. * was a MathMajor. * roomed with ScottButters frosh year (who then moved to WestDorm) ** thereafter TimeSuckXI for 07-08. *** Back in East 166 ((alas, not - RSB) the highest numbered double in East) with JamesBrown for 08-09. **** And ProctorSuite for 09-10 * had frosh year nickname Pico (or PicoRichard) due to his being the third eastie named Richard (see RichardMehlinger and RichardGarfinkel). ** Does prefer 'Richard' when such disambiguation is unnecessary. ** It should be noted that he is not THE third eastie to be named Richard (presumably!), but rather the third one still living in east when he got there. * is a fan of BuffaloFishPeople. * is, contrary to popular opinion, neither gay nor Jewish (I eat bacon, not penis) ** "The bacon is good; the penis is evil"? --JamesBrown *** I will never look at bacon the same way again -- AlexisNast **** Clearly, we need to make a penis out of bacon. --LeeWiyninger * was cheered on by drunken Northies while unicycling across East repeatedly. In a sort of sports commentator voice. It was excellent. * was EastDormProctor for 2009-10 * follows NicksLawOfBreakfast, except with "Richard" instead of "Nick." It's largely thought that Richard Richard Richard OT3 would be a BadIdea * Richard Richard Revolution? -- AndrewFarmer ** What about the Andrew Richard Andrew Richard Andrew Richard Andrew OT7? *** An even worse idea. =P **** And one that is (un?)fortunately no longer possible. -- AndrewFarmer ***** I'm sure RichardGarfinkel will visit eventually... He is known by some as Roc-hard Bone. * You mean by YourMom? ** Actually, by drunk funwiki vandals, but close enough. Officially fails at FunwikiContact. SchedulesOld schedules are at RichardBowen/OldSchedules Snarky Comments on SchedulesWell, have at it. - RichardBowen So we should really encourage you to stay awake through Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday nights right? - MichaelBraly Quotations (frosh year)Note: Most of these are edited (by JamesBrown?, the main perpetrator) to make them more amusing for the rest of you. ::sigh:: Oor I just said them for his amusement, and he put them on FunWiki. Asshat. -RichardBowen Note 2: These are FROSH year quotations. Allowed to be silly. * "You gotta use the [back|butt]plug. That's how you do it." ** (Referring to 'back plugging,' e.g. finding the value of a variable and putting in in previous equations). * ""Incidentally, you could probably get a buttplug with a lion's tail on it."" ** No Comment. Except [They do exist, I was right, NSFW] * "When I lie on this, sometimes it feels like it's vibrating weirdly" ** What?! It's unusual! What would you say if YOUR mealcard did that? * ZekeKoziol: "Viagra soft tabs?" RichardBowen: "Yeah, those are weird" ** Putting together of two conversations. * (to ScottButters) "We should make love." (15 seconds later) "Oh my god! That was the BEST THING IN THE WORLD!" ** There is an argument that love was in fact spoken as glove. This is considered by the editors to be a lame attempt at cover-up. *** After erasing the whiteboard with my hand, and noting that there was residue on it. Thus, "we should make a glove." * "How do you fuck a phrase?" ** Well, how do you? * "I had hot sex [...] with buttplugs" ** Made up. * "Why did you make me throw away the gay porn?" (to ScottButters) ** Well, he did... * On Star Trek (Butters) "If you buy Star Trek posters, I'm going to jack off all over them" (RichardBowen) "That can only make them better" ** Sigh... NotOnYourRoomMatesStuff. How many times do we have to tell you guys...? * "Sitting down on it is like having unexpected anal sex" ** It was reaaaaly late. And our couch has this weird thing in the middle of it. *** It was late? Not sure that that escuses using "unexpected anal sex" instead of "SurpriseButtSex?"... * "Just because I can derive sexual pleasure from my eyes, don't forget what else I can suck cock with." ** See previous annotation. Except for the couch part. * "I was going to put a condom on it, but no." * (JamesBrown) "Is 'two doorknobs' supposed to be a metaphor for something?" (RichardBowen) "Yeah, for double anal penetration in my ass. [...] It's all the rage these days" * Those bruises on his neck aren't hickies. He just fell into a doorknob. Twice. ** Or a door with two doorknobs. ** Actually, they're from neck weasels. ** AND that's hardly a quotation, RichardMehlinger. * "Nazi Schmazi. That's what I need to fuck!" ** Nazi Schmazi was from a song stuck in my head . Then "that's what I need" was a sudden realization. Then I knocked something over, thus, "fuck!". An amalgamation of 3 trains of thought. * "If it's on my desk, it's still warm. Otherwise, I would be having sex with it." * "So... 39 is like 69 with a double amputee?" * "I always wear a condom when I'm throwing up, goddammit!" * "You know what we need? Fuck tape!" * "Yes, Arthur showed me boobs." * "I do, however, like being naked. And I do like being in public." * (ScottButters) "Yes, lock his scrotum to his elbow" (RichardBowen) "You would need to drill holes in my elbow. I don't want any more holes in my elbow." * (RichardBowen) "I'd hit that" (ScottButters) "Yaniv?" (RichardBowen) "Yaniv." * "You may not fill in the blank." * (ScottButters) "I'm gonna cut your head off with a nail clipper." (RichardBowen) "No, I would derive sexual pleasure from that, and RoomCest is not okay" * "My hole has a sock around it. [...] That's what the appendage on the wall is for."" * (to ScottButters) "If it gets you off, I'm gonna do it." * "I hadn't noticed... I was too enthralled with the Borg's penis" Quotations (sophomore year)* (to HendrikOrem) "I'm going to grope your breasts with my feet. Or as I call them, my greast bropers." Quotations (Junior year)* "I'm always high!" * "Fuck Jesus!" * "It's so slimy, Ann! Why did I stick my finger in it!" * "What do vaginas do!?" * "hmm, this might be sufficiently rigid to pendulate" Quotations (Senior year)* "Someone speared their bill on me". Annotations provided by RichardBowen CategoryHomePage CategoryPeopleAllowedToWatchPornInMartysRoom InquisitionInquisition TimeSuckXI |
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