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Dr. STEMs was getting even more frustrated “You want an air battle? I’ll give you an air battle” Dr. STEMs fired rounds of air pulses at Jacob, but Jacob’s pneumatic panpipe blowgun was able to block every single wave. Jacob even blocked the flashes of light with his suit’s pop-out sunglasses. Jacob soon went on the offensive, pulling out his flamethrower, which had Dr. STEMS on the run. Soon Jacob was close enough for a grapple that pinned Dr. STEMS against Parsons. “Lehman, Now” he yelled. Though Ben followed up, he was too late, because Dr. STEMS had lifted off the ground and pushed Jacob towards the fountain. “Oh no.” Jacob Said under his breath. “Oh Yes!” replied Dr. STEMs. As they entered Galileo Foyer, a fist appeared from the fragments of sand, and Clocked Dr. STEMs in the face. The first coalesced into an entire upper body “Nice Save Quentin! Glad my circuits are still intact” “Don’t thank me, you’d do the same.” Quentin said. “Accept the compliment bro.” Ben slid into the Galileo Foyer “Where’s your lower half?” Quentin replied: “Gathering soil.” Ben grinned, but Nova began yelling in his ear. “GET OUT OF HERE! OSCILLATION CHA-” her last words were cut off by broken glass when air, light, water, and earth began pulsing beyond the control of our heroes. Dr. STEMs was once again donning his evil grin “in this contained space I am INVINCIBLE!!! In the words of Admiral Akbar, IT’S A TRAP. Now… die.” Before Dr. STEMs was able to unleash his final blow, a Quenyan song was sung inside the minds of everyone at HMC, and then it whispered “niquë.” The barrage of waves ended as quickly as it had begun, and Dr. STEMs fell to his knees with his hands on his head. Ben could feel his friend nearby “Liam’s finally here!” |
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Dr. STEMs was getting even more frustrated “You want an air battle? I’ll give you an air battle” Dr. STEMs fired rounds of air pulses at Jacob, but Jacob’s pneumatic panpipe blowgun was able to block every single wave. Jacob even blocked the flashes of light with his suit’s pop-out sunglasses. Jacob soon went on the offensive, pulling out his flamethrower, which had Dr. STEMS on the run. Soon Jacob was close enough for a grapple that pinned Dr. STEMS against Parsons. “Lehman, Now” he yelled. Though Ben followed up, he was too late, because Dr. STEMS had lifted off the ground and pushed Jacob towards the fountain. “Oh no.” Jacob Said under his breath. “If you die in Parsons...” replied Dr. STEMs. As they entered Galileo Foyer, a fist appeared from the fragments of sand, and Clocked Dr. STEMs in the face. The fist coalesced into an entire upper body “Nice Save Quentin! Glad my circuits are still intact” “Don’t thank me, you’d do the same.” Quentin said. “Accept the compliment bro.” Ben slid into the Galileo Foyer “Where’s your lower half?” Quentin replied: “Gathering soil.” Ben grinned, but Nova began yelling in his ear. “GET OUT OF HERE! OSCILLATION CHA-” her last words were cut off by broken glass when air, light, water, and earth began pulsing beyond the control of our heroes. Dr. STEMs was once again donning his evil grin “in this contained space I am INVINCIBLE!!! In the words of Admiral Akbar, IT’S A TRAP. Now… die.” Before Dr. STEMs was able to unleash his final blow, a Quenyan song was sung inside the minds of everyone at HMC, and then it whispered “niquë.” The barrage of waves ended as quickly as it had begun, and Dr. STEMs fell to his knees with his hands on his head. Ben could feel his friend nearby “Liam’s finally here!” |
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Team Timesuck’s ears bled at the sound of the abomination. It was as though ten thousand banshees gathered together to chant the anthem of the patriarchy in the inferno of broken glass the Shanahan had become. When Dr. STEMs was done, the whole team had lost their hearing. As the rest of Team Timesuck wailed on the ground, Liam sung a song he couldn’t hear to establish a psionic connection with Dr. STEMs one more time “Korach you wretched...” the villain flew towards Liam’s face and smiled, mentally replying “You’ve made me quite angry, so I will destroy what is precious to all of you. When I’m done, I’ll make sure all of you can see Mildred!” Dr. STEMs flew off, and Liam began to close his eyes. Quentin wouldn’t have this. He slapped Liam, Ben, and Jacob, in the face and gave them a look that could only mean one thing. Liam took a deep breath in then breathed out with conviction. Liam began a mental conversation. “Quentin” said Liam “is the bEAST ready?” Team Timesuck’s faces lit up. “Yes! I’ve gathered enough dust” he replied. “Jacob is pilot?” “Of course!” replied the mechanist, “Ben you ready to move a mountain?” Ben was fangirling over himself already “Who do you think I am? Liam, hook us up.” Liam nodded, “It’s suckin’ time!” the group gathered together in a circle and closed their eyes. |
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Team Timesuck’s ears bled at the sound of the abomination. It was as though ten thousand banshees gathered together to chant the anthem of the patriarchy in the inferno of broken glass the Shanahan had become. When Dr. STEMs was done, the whole team had lost their hearing indefinetely. As the rest of Team Timesuck wailed on the ground, Liam sung a song he couldn’t hear to establish a psionic connection with Dr. STEMs one more time “Korach you wretched...” the villain flew towards Liam’s face and smiled, mentally replying “You’ve made me quite angry, so I will destroy what is precious to all of you. When I’m done, I’ll make sure all of you can see Mildred!” Dr. STEMs flew off, and Liam began to close his eyes. Quentin wouldn’t have this. He slapped Liam, Ben, and Jacob, in the face and gave them a look that could only mean one thing. Liam took a deep breath in then breathed out with conviction. Liam began a mental conversation. “Quentin” said Liam “is the bEAST ready?” Team Timesuck’s faces lit up. “Yes! I’ve gathered enough dust” he replied. “Jacob is pilot?” “Of course!” replied the mechanist, “Ben you ready to move a mountain?” Ben was fangirling over himself already “Who do you think I am? Liam, hook us up.” Liam nodded, “It’s suckin’ time!” the group gathered together in a circle and closed their eyes. |
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“Get the prefrosh and freshmen to Klawe House!” shouted Ian. “It’s no use,” said proctor Caitlin, “look!” Dr. STEMs flew around the dorm, creating large blockades from the earth he dug up. Furthermore, the shocks forced everyone into the courtyard. “Proctor Caitlin? What do we do?” asked a crying frosh boy. “I know what you do!” Shouted Dr. STEMs as he floated above the bushes North of the Courtyard “give me the key to EDC, or I will break it myself” “And why would you want that?” Asked Proctor Caitlin. Dr. STEMs showed some teeth. “Well let’s just say I have some business with the founder’s wife!” “YOU WILL NEVER DESTROY THE SPIRIT OF MILDRED, FUCKBOY SCUM!!!” shouted Aaron Stringer. An unamused Dr. STEMs blasted an air wave at Aaron, knocking him against the bike racks. “Caitlin… unless you want me to destroy this building, and have everyone to end up dead, I suggest you give me the key.” Proctor Caitlin looked back at a bruised and bleeding Aaron, then back at Dr. STEMs. With a sigh, she said “Paige, take out the key.” “BUT!” “do it!” Dr. STEMs smiled faintly, dropped to the ground, and walked towards Paige, who was holding out the key. As Dr. STEMs reached for it, Paige’s disheveled eyes widened with aggression, and used the key to stab Dr. STEMs in the eye. |
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“Get the prefrosh and freshmen to Klawe House!” shouted Ian. “It’s no use,” said Caitlin, “look!” Dr. STEMs flew around the dorm, creating large blockades from the earth he dug up. Furthermore, the shocks forced everyone into the courtyard. “Proctor Caitlin? What do we do?” asked a crying frosh boy. “I know what you do!” Shouted Dr. STEMs as he floated above the bushes North of the Courtyard “give me the key to EDC, or I will break it myself” “And why would you want that?” Asked Proctor Caitlin. Dr. STEMs showed some teeth. “Well let’s just say I have some business with the founder’s wife!” “YOU WILL NEVER DESTROY THE SPIRIT OF MILDRED, FUCKBOY SCUM!!!” shouted Aaron Stringer. An unamused Dr. STEMs blasted an air wave at Aaron, knocking him against the bike racks. “Caitlin… unless you want me to destroy this building, and have everyone to end up dead, I suggest you give me the key.” Proctor Caitlin looked back at a bruised and bleeding Aaron, then back at Dr. STEMs. With a sigh, she said “Paige, take out the key.” “BUT!” “do it!” Dr. STEMs smiled faintly, dropped to the ground, and walked towards Paige, who was holding out the key. As Dr. STEMs reached for it, Paige’s disheveled eyes widened with aggression, and used the key to stab Dr. STEMs in the eye. |