If you are actually reading MY page, then YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!!

Very true ;-). -AdamField
Well, at the moment, certainly. -EvilSouthie
This page is lame, and I certainly don't prefer it. -BenjAzose
I want to say that anything is better than homework, but this isn't. -RichardGarfinkel
- Not really, this is better than working on my HumPaper. -JonathanBeall
  - He's got a point there. -AdamField
  - But I don't have to work on your HumPaper, nor will I ever have to. -RichardGarfinkel
I really should be asleep instead. -KevinBergemann
Hmm, this is what I get for being foolish enough to click on "random page." - DonNy
- And this is what I get for reading RecentChanges - ChainMaille

You should make your page more descriptive. -AndrewKouzelos (whose page is also boring)

Well, being bored I have decided to add to my wiki page. Understand just how little else this implies that I have to do. Since I really don't know what to put here, I will start by making this a resource for those who foolishly wish to better understand me.

We will start with the list of names, nicknames, and phrases to which I will respond.

Michael
Mike (not preffered)
Trekker
Trekkie (not preffered and inacurate)
Star Trek
Captain (created and used exclusively by Maso; see MasoNames)
CABAL (usually used for games)
OneOfTheOrder (or oneoftheorder, both usernames for games/AIM/email)
"You" (although this really should be saved for Yu [Steven Yu])
"Hey"

Please feel free to add to this list, although I would suggest keeping it accurate, seeing as how someone may try and use something from this and get no response otherwise.

Another list which some might find useful is a list of adjectives which apply to me, so I will begin such a list here. I will put some effort into ordering by relevance. Again, feel free to add; please indicate that it is added.

Trekker
- Star Trek fan
alive
me
honest (brutally)
Communist
- helpful
- generous
smart (aka I go to Mudd)
- witty (excessively arguable)
- objective (at least I try to be)
- openminded (at times)
- stubborn (at the other times)
- stragegic
happy
science fiction fan
classic rock fan
eastie
fool (damn fool)
Don't forget DamnFrosh ;o) --DuctTapeGuy

And now a list of things I am working on. Feel free to add to this what you think I need to work on, and please indicate that it is added.

Star Trek fan (one can never be a big enough Star Trek fan)
alive (and I'd like to continue with that one for a while)
Communist
- helpful
- generous
smart
- knowledgeable (that is why I am at Mudd)
- witty
- openminded
- strategic (Josh may be of some assistance here)
science fiction fan
classic rock fan
eastie

A list of things I like most?

Note this list does indeed end here.

TV
- Star Trek (I'll leave it at that)
- Babylon 5
- The Simpsons
- Family Guy
- Taxi
- Stargate
- Futurama
- Quantum Leap
- Alien Nation

Music
- classic rock
  - The Beatles
  - Pink Floyd
  - Led Zeppelin
  - John Lennon (solo work)
  - The Who
  - The Doors
  - The Rolling Stones
  - Steppenwolf
  - Creedence Clearwater Revival
  - Queen
  - George Harrison (solo work)
  - Jimi Hendrix
- classical
  - Bach
  - C. M. von Weber
  - Brahms
  - Handel
  - Mozart
  - Beethoven
- movie/tv/game soundtracks
  - Star Trek (again, leave it at that)
  - Lord of the Rings
  - Matrix Trilogy
  - Quentin Tarantino movies
  - Run Lola Run
  - Star Wars
  - Morrowind
  - Medal of Honor
  - Halo / Halo 2
  - Diablo II
  - Nox
  - C&C series (RA, TS, RA2, original)
- Blue Man Group
- techno/trance
- Weird Al
- contemporary music
  - Linkin Park
  - System of a Down
  - Massive Attack

Books
- Dune -Frank Herbert
- The Dune Chronicles (the rest of the series) -Frank Herbert
- The Lord of the Rings -J.R.R. Tolkien
  - The Fellowship of the Ring
  - The Return of the King
  - The Two Towers
  - The Hobbit
  - The Silmarillion
- Sherlock Holmes (the entire series) -Arthur Conan Doyle
- Ender's Game (I will be reading the rest of the series shortly) -Orson Scott Card
- The Lathe of Heaven -Ursula K. Le Guin
- poems by Edgar A. Poe

(all highly recommended)

Movies
- "see MovieCollection"

PC & video games
- C&C Renegade
- Halo
- C&C Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge
- Warcraft 3: Frozen Throne
- Morrowind: Tribunal & Bloodmoon
- ADOM (www.adom.de)
- Super Smash Bros. Melee
- Diablo II: Lord of Destruction
- Medal of Honor
- C&C Tiberian Sun: Firestorm
- Star Trek Armada
- Super Smash Bros.
- C&C Red Alert
- Nox
- Mario Cart 64
- Tyrian
- Escape Velocity Nova
- Starcraft: Brood War
- Star Trek Armada II
- Starfox 64
- Diablo
- Raptor
- Tetris

Other Games
- ITR Games
- Chess
- Magic: The Gathering
- Settlers of Catan
- Poker
- D&D
- Checkers
- Othello
- Monopoly (preferably Star Trek, LotR, or Star Wars Monopoly)
- Munchkin
- Mao
- Big 2
- Diplomacy
- Risk (or LotR or 2015 Risk)
- Stratego

Well, that is about all I can think of to put in here. I could make a list of favorite Star Trek characters, but no one wants to see that. If you do, then start it, and I will certainly add mine. Star Trek quotes? Same problem. In fact, if you have anything more interesting to add please do so. I am bored again.

This is probably the worst idea I've ever had - really taking the toothpaste out of the tube, impossible to stop or put back - but I just heard this quotation for the first time and it seemed to fit perfectly. Maybe not the best ST:TNG quote, but certainly the most suitable. =D - BrianKirkpatrick

Geordi: Reg, ever since our run-in with that probe, something's different about you.

Reg: What? Because I'm beginning to behave like the rest of the crew, with confidence in what I'm doing?

Geordi: You just spent the entire night arguing Grand Unification Theory with Albert Einstein!

Season 4, Episode 19: "The Nth Degree"

MichaelMaindi

Star Trek

Note this list does indeed end here.