PenisFrosh

The former nickname of AdamSkalenakis. The legends of yesteryear describe a fateful dorm meeting in Norf where the frosh introduced themselves. Adam, in a less than enlightened maneuver, dubbed himself PyroFrosh?. Unfortunately, the keen-witted upperclassmen spotted the ruse, noting that one cannot nickname oneself. In stentorian tones, their heralds proclaimed him Penisfrosh, and there was much bleating of sheep.

Thanks to EvilSouthie (and perhaps JeffBrenion and WillShipley, eventually)