Editing AbigailJaneGregory
Class of 2014. Also known as AudreyMusselmanBrown. Known for repeatedly mentioning sex, particularly coupled with the verb phrase "Let's have". Sketchiest frosh (Class of 2014). Ricockulously attractive, according to a recent Gallup poll. Loves JESUS. (See MorganLuckey. Or peanut butter.) Dances the We No Speak Americano Dance with AudreyMusselmanBrown, KatyAnderson, and StephanieLevins. --------------- Remember that time when Abby said: * "SEX!" * "Wouldn't it be cool if guys jerked off into the clouds, and then in order for someone to be impregnated they had to suspend themselves upside-down in the rain?" * "What if someone were trisexual and they liked to have sex with seahorses?" * (While wearing a halloween mask) "Wouldn't this mask be scarier if my tongue could fit through the mouth slit so I could lick you?" * (Interjecting on a discussion about computer cooling solutions) "What if you had to cut holes in attractive people so that you could... uh... cool them off" Audrey: "What?!?" Abby: "And if you were more attractive then you would have to have holes cut in you more often!" * Later: "Nah, the clown isn't attractive enough for me to put holes in." * While trying on a cat mask: "This mask is perfect for a night on the prowl... (suggestive face)" * "But, but!" (indignation) * Lounge: "What should we do to creatively give Audrey her card back?" Abby: "Okay, here's what we should do. I should take off all my clothes..." * "You know what we should--never mind, there's a prefrosh." * "Jesus came to me in an analogy. And Jesus said, 'The 5Cs are like Scooby Doo.' And I said, 'Yes, Jesus.'" * "You have to murder Santa Claus, and then the world will make sense!" * "I think the Jewish thing is growing within you!" CategoryHomePage
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