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See also: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16nYxhaFqbDUPIAnzjCwthLxBzcQSU6Tp7R_Wcl6xPkY/edit?usp=sharing Section I - Lounge Activities ''Have you ever done any of the following:'' *Played Settlers? *Toasted Settlers? *Bribed someone into playing Settlers (or any other board game) with you? *Walked in on people playing ChesSers or Settlers and joined in? *Constructed a Chessers set? *Ever thought wood and sheep was a good combination (for any reason)? *Been a crack addict? (Must have seriously played for a period of at least a week) *Watched Veggietales? *Watched more than 4 episodes of Veggietales in one sitting? *Watched the Simpsons? *Watched SixStringSamurai? *Watched WeirdAlInUhf? *...while quoting the entire movie? *Played SuperSmashBrothers, SuperPuzzleFighterIiTurbo, EinHander, BustaMove, or FinalFantasyNine? *Figured out how to work the sound system? *...without refering to the manual? *Critiqued X-files for a reason other than plot? (Poor science, etc...) *Done your homework in the lounge in a group of at least 3? *Walked in on a group of at least 3 doing homework? *...and joined in? *Spent a whole Saturday night watching EDC movies? *Done a crossword? *Used words that don't exist in a crossword? *Used symbols (e.g. arrows) in a crossword? *Refused to do a particular crossword on ethical grounds? *Sung Veggietales songs? *Re-stuffed ''(i.e. fisted)'' [[MonkeyPuppet|Stumpy]]? Section II - Courtyard Activities ''Have you ever done any of the following:'' *Climbed to the hammock in the tree? *Slept there? *Taken an exam there? *Been in the hot tub? *...in mixed company? *...after 2am? *Played DeathChess? *...and drank both queens? *Played Chess or ChesSers *...with more than ten people? (e.g. public chess) *...for more than 5 hours straight? *...after 1 a.m.? *...during a drenching rainstorm (must have played outside)? *...in your pajamas? *...while singing songs about Chessers ("Oh where.... is my pawn-drop?")? *Discussed ChesSers strategy over dinner? *Juggled three balls? *Juggled three clubs? *Boffed? *Boffed in a group of three or more people? *Unicycled? *Uniboarded? Section III - Other Games/Activites ''Have you ever done any of the following:'' *Solved a Rubiks Cube? *In less than ten minutes? *In less that two minutes? *...blindfolded? ("is this it?") *Discussed the merits of various techniques for solving Rubiks Cubes? *Played ITR games? *...and sang a song as a zombie? *Have been complimented on your skill (at ITR games)? *Worn a cape? *Gone barefoot to classes? *Sat in the back row of Frosh Chem lecture? *Woken up in the back row of Frosh Chem lecture after spending the night there? *Sat in the front row of Frosh Chem lecture, while doing something other than Chemistry (ie drawing, sleeping, etc)? *Played Worms (tm) with modified rules (ie death worms, strip worms)? *Made large animals out of any material? *Taken said animal to academic end? (class, Hixon Court, etc) *Been to Parsons with the bed not-so-red-ball? *Stolen the rose after LongTallGlasses? *Been the source of a BoardQuote? *Played an RPG? *In a campaign that lasted more than a semester? *Played an IL? *Played a LARP? *Run an RPG? *Had other people convinced you were a vampire (for any reason)? *Had yourself convinced you were a vampire? *Been harmed by sunlight? *Played TheNapGame? *Played the blanket game? (if you don't know what it is, nobody's going to tell you. don't ask.) *Participated in a circle of thwap? Section IV - Drugs ''Have you ever done any of the following:'' *Consumed ChocolateMountainDew? *Consumed DrChocolateMountainPadThai? *...and enjoyed it? *Chugged snow cone mix? (See BadIdea) *Tasted an alcoholic drink (but not had any more)? *Played a nonstandard or dorky drinking game? (Worms, DeathChess) Section V - Sleep ''Have you ever done any of the following:'' *Slept in the lounge, without anything interesting happening? *Slept in the lounge with a stuffed animal? *...that was larger than you? *Slept in the lounge, and been pranked (drawn on, moved, etc)? *Had people comment on the way you sleep? *Slept in the courtyard? *Slept through all daylight hours (was dark when you went to bed and when you woke with "daytime" in between)? ''(Not only have I ''slept'' an inverted day, I've also ''not slept'' an inverted day...)'' *Slept through all your classes for a day? *...for a week? *...without intending to (either day or week)? *Stayed awake for 24 hours? *...36? *...48? *... For no particular reason you remember? *Lived in a "cave" under your desk? *Moved Shamik somewhere while he was asleep? Section VI - Legislative misfits and ethical things ''Have you ever done any of the following:'' *Been involved in a JB/DB trial? *...Because of a prank? *Crawled in the ceiling, air vents, or other such small places not intended for that use? *Steam tunneled? *Explored storm drains? *Been somewhere in an elevator shaft that's not actually in the elevator? *Been an ITR fairy to any degree? *Caused someone to lower their GPA? *Caused someone to actually ITR? *Pranked? *Know what EDSP is? *Know that there is no EDSP? *Ever participated in an EDSP activity? *Been on any roofs at all? Section VII - Computer related ''Have you ever done any of the following:'' *Had a screen tan? *Sent a message to schmack complaining about hum papers? *...Tech Reports? *Been involved in a schmack-a-thon? *...To the exclusion of work? *...For more than 3 hours? *...With someone sitting next to you? *...Because you cared? *...About something that no one else cared about? *Saved every message shamik ever sent to schmack? *Meta-schmacked? *Been to the Hamster Dance site? *Liked the Hamster Dance music? *Danced to the Hamster Dance music? *Got the Hamster Dance CD? *Spent an hour or more on WikiWikiWeb? *When you really have better things to do? Section VIII - Other EastDorm culture ''Have you ever done any of the following:'' *Have a PatriNumber? *Have a PatriNumber of 1? *Have a PatriNumber of 0? *Had a PatriNumber less than 0? *Had an irrational PatriNumber? *Had a lower strong PatriNumber than your weak PatriNumber. *Been involved in a J. Pop orgy? *Thought renaming ScandalSuite or ChessersSuite as Time Blow was a GoodIdea? *Been sold in an auction? *Streaked nude in the courtyard or been in the hot tub nude? *Belonged to a named Eastie Suite? *...that you helped create? *...and lasted after you were no longer in it? *...and even lasted after you graduated? *Been a third floor Eastie? *...for more than 1 year? *Used any of the following words in everyday speech: BawMahNow, Spork, ChesSers? *Told an IhardlyKnowEr joke? *...That didn't make sense? *...And no-one else laughed? *...Continued telling them despite threats of bodily harm? *...Used a response other than IhardlyKnowEr? *Been to an EastDorm party? *...dressed as the opposite gender? *...and complained about how hard it was to find apparel in your size? *Lied on an EDPT (EastDormPurityTest)? *...with the intention of making yourself more attractive to someone? *Used this list as a checklist of things to do? *Become interested in someone after hearing their EDPT score?
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