Editing FootBall

The popular SontagFrosh euphemism for the making of babies, the sexual activity, the whatchamacallit, the thingamajig...

May have emerged during one of the SontagFrosh's spectacular dinner conversations. I believe the origin went something a bit like this:

'' "Two people go *insert hand motions of hands clapping together* boom! And a baby comes out!" '' 
'' "You mean like FootBall?" ''

This leads to all sorts of hilarity.

Meanings of certain FootBall terms:

Fumble - Miscarriage (MattPrince) 
Interception - Adultery (AlexEng) 
Sacking the Quarterback - ... (AlexEng) 
Field Goal - ... (AlexEng)

Apparently, AlexEng has a very dirty mind when it comes to FootBall.

''One wonders what the World Cup would euphemise.''
* Pretty sure this page title isn't Soccer.
** This has made watching the World Cup very interesting, tbh.
*** Again, why?  The World Cup is soccer.  If anything, the Super Bowl would be more interesting.
**** Because they say 'football' during all the games because the announcers aren't from the U.S.
***** Or Ireland or Australia (where "football" means "rugby").

Quotes involving FootBall:

''"Though football being the world's most popular sport makes so much sense now..."'' - MariaMorabe

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