Editing FroshAuction

The rules (as amended by their original author MarkEphair and edited by PhilMiller) of the frosh auction are as follows:

# by winning a frosh, you only get rights to say to the frosh "i won you at an auction." you can not make them do anything, or not do anything. 
# you might be inclined to adopt your frosh. treat it nice. 
# Swooping is a crime punishable by torment and humiliation
# maximum of one (1) frosh per person.
# you may win a frosh and then give him/her to someone else on schmack
# the following are instructions on how to win a frosh:
## pick a frosh you want to win
## take the letters of the frosh's name, and make an anagram that makes sense.
## post to schmack and say why your anagram is a good anagram for that frosh (yes, i know you haven't met the frosh yet, probably. i dont care)
## get made fun of by Kurt, Nate, John Walseth, or any current or former dorm president or proctor for something you said in your email
# after you have completed ALL of the requirements listed in #6, you have now succeeded in winning your frosh. congratulations!
# if this is your second or later frosh, please indicate to schmack to whom you grant your frosh-rights.

NOTE: these are not all east-frosh, frosh from other dorms can be auctioned

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2010 Frosh Auction Results
*MattKeeter wins AlexaSerrato with "astral exo-ear" (awarded by MatthewLawson)
*XandaSchofield wins CarlingSugarman with "alarming car guns" and not "curling anagrams" (awarded by PiCo)
*StephanieLevins wins MadelineGoldkamp with “Dan milked lame G.O.P” (awarded by PhilMiller)
*SaraGussin wins JoshuaVazquez with "jazz quash oeuv" (awarded by PhilMiller)
*JeffreyHemphill wins SamuelCGutekunst with "sun-cut mesa, elk tug", "a glue/nut mess tuck(ed)", "at Emu’s Gluten-Suck", and “CUTE GNU, LEAST MUSK!” (awarded by PhilMiller, who doesn't know where all that extra punctuation or effort came from)
All of the following were made fun of by JohnWalseth
*JenniRinker wins KatyAnderson with "non-tardy sake"
*AaronGable wins LaurenNishizaki with "Zen Lair Haiku Sin"
*LeeWiyninger wins ObosaObazuaye with "Abe, you Saab zoo"
*CaitlinJacques wins KatherineMuller with "Ur, the Name Killer"
*ChrisFerguson wins DavidLingenbrink with "Band Gin: Vile Drink!!!"
*LizSarapata wins DariaanneRydzak with "darker, zany naiad"
*KatieBennett wins MorganLuckey with either "My lunar gecko" or "racy monk luge"
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2009 Frosh Auction Results
*ChrisFerguson wins Cory Evans-Klock with "Skanky Clove-Roc"
*WilliamGrabill wins Trevor Apple with "Vorpal Peter"
*AlanKraut wins Xanda Schofield with "Heraldic Sand Fox" (the 'r' comes from Xandra as originally posted on the roster)
*RichardBowen wins Michael Bowerman with "Belair Ammo Wench"
*KatieBennett wins Allison Card with "A Nil Clad Sora"

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2008 Frosh Auction Results
*TrystanKoch wins  Natalie Nagata with "At Alien Gnat Aa"
*MarcDavidson wins Anak Yodpinyanee with "Aye, Kidnap Anyone"
*RichardBowen wins Colin O'Bryne with "Brie Only Con"
*PeterTu wins Kristen Schunter with "Cute, stern shrink"

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2007 Frosh Auction Results:
*ZviEffron  gets Daniel Moore with "Laid One More".
*KellyWalsh gets Madeleine Ong with "Demon Lineage".
*AndrewTaylor gets Beky Kotcon with "Toy Cokk, 'Ben'" (where he's getting the spare comma and quotation marks we may never know).
**Objections have been raised to this one about being disrespectful of the incoming frosh, as well as misspelled.
***Objections have been raised to YourMom
*BrianaKonigsberg gets Dmitri Skjorshammer with "Shirk Major Midterms".
*JayMarkello gets Kevin Yeung with "Keen Ivy Gun".

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Do we have a list of the froshies for 2004-05 yet?  Eek eek?
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The following people have won frosh in the auction:
* MicahSmukler won ChadFoerster with "Decrease froth"
* JoshMiddendorf won CalPierog with "OraclePig"

The following people have currently pending attempts to win frosh in the auction, but have not yet been made fun of:

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The results of the 2000-2001 FroshAuction is as follows:

* KurtDresner won Jessica L. Nelson (FessNelson) with "sell nice ass, Jon".
* MarySullivan won Elijah Bogart with "Job at Raleigh".
* KendraNelson won JessicaHoover with "her coo' ass jive".
* JoeFrosh won Katherine Todd-Brown (KatheToddBrown) with "Think Brew Deodorant".
* MarySullivan won Eric O. Angell (EricAngell) with "A Rigel Clone" and gave him to BrieFinger.
* MarySullivan won AdrianScott with "A Ton Drastic" and gave him to MinervaWelling
* MarySullivan won Zachary Andree (ZakAndree) with "A Red Hyena Czar" and gave him to ShannonKelley
* ChrisLundberg won TaraMartin with "Rat Martian", "Main Rat Art", "In a art mart", and "I'm a tar rat".
* DanielLowd won Nikhil Gheewala with "When I like lag, ha!".
* NickJohnson won Candace M. Church (CandaceChurch) with "Munch card cache".
* MicahSmukler won Elizabeth Main (LizMain) with "Hi! I'm a Zen table!"
* DanielOsborn won Dena Bodzin with "Bad end in Oz".
* JoshMiddendorf won Stephanie Grush (StephGrush) with "Sure aspen thigh".
* JustinPava won JoseluisEspinosa with "ANSI Jesus? Loose Pi!".

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