Editing PornAble
People who have consented to have their names/likenesses used in pornographic writings. Possibly a BadIdea. * EvilSouthie * JessicaNelson * LucasBaker * StephGrush ** It is probably MacKenzieStuart's fault, but I have decided that porn involving me must also involve (at least) one of the following: *** Furbies *** Voldo as a male homosexual (hm, that probably also implies TheWorstOrgyEver) (or [http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/17611/ Dance, Voldo, Dance] (Fair warning, link includes Voldo dancing)) *** Snakes (consenting adult snakes only!) *** LaTeX, Prolog, or Nethack **** Where "No" means so much more. **** Oh. My. God. If someone actually writes porn which involves Nethack in any way, I need to be told immediately. -AdamField ***** Stop licking my @ sign! *** A guava *** The continuity fairy *** My prowess as a DM (will not get you extra XP) ** It must <B>not</B> be on a Google-searchable page. The text of this Wiki [http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=StephGrush isn't Web searchable]. * NickJohnson * ChrisLundberg * JustinPava (Although not sure why you would want to :-> ) * JoeFrosh (It happened. AnnaPrestezog did it, and you can buy it on the internet.) * MarissaAnderson (do we get bonus points for using EVERYONE on the list in the same story?) * BillHewitt (As long as I get first dibs on a copy ;-) ) * AdamField (specifically for the reason currently stated at the bottom of this page. Again, not sure why you would ever want to use me. EDIT: Also because I'd be amused if it happened.) * JonathanBeall (Again, I want a copy.) * Furbies. ''Steph asked if they were, and since I speak for the Furbies, I say so. --AlexBobbs'' * JeffBrenion (I'd like to see a copy, if only to know what sort of things people are thinking when they look at me.) ** I'd go with cute furry animals and the like :-P *** Um... in this context, I'm rather disturbed. Maybe I don't want to know what YOU'RE thinking of. *MacKenzieStuart **I'd like a copy and for it to only be posted to Wiki. If I'm going to be getting down with people textstyle, I want my name mashed together like potatoes. ***Additionally, I feel like this is an appropriate place to say that people should go to WhyGodWhyWouldYouWriteThat and post their own works. *DanCicio--''after seeing the incredible work done so far in this genre, I'm definitely in'' *ConorMcNassar ''Especially if I get to see it! I've never self-- uh, nothing.'' *DuctTapeGuy (I doubt you'd really want to, but if that should happen to happen, I cannot help but be amused) **To clarify why I'm on here, I seek to neither encourage nor discourage usage of any and all images of DuctTapeGuy (TM) in any and all literary endeavours. Oh, but I would like a copy. *Stumpy, the resident East dorm MonkeyPuppet. **'''oh come now, stumpy is PornAble by definition''' * BrianYoung (So long as it's no more than the lighter side of an R rating) * Until they say otherwise, Link and Jigglypuff * RobinSchriebman (Still debating as to whether to give bonus points or forbid the horror of integrating my "adult consensual playthings" into it) * [[EyeOfChaos|Coach Rett]] would probably be excessively traumatized to find himself on this list. I request that any fruits of his involvement be ''tasteful'', and I would appreciate the role of creative consultant. --His handler. ** I'd like to take this opportunity to state that all the animals in EyeOfChaos are PornAble, except the cat. --DM *** In regards unpornable: I would like to thank you on behalf of the cat -- katmerlin *PhySics. "Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics." Therefore some physics (left to your, ahem, discretion) is a matter of sex. ** Should also incorporate the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. Definitely. *Stems. May I suggest BDSteMs? *FrancesHocutt (Also only if restricted to Wiki.) *The LoungePeccary. *MacChriszieMcLeRoyErickStuart *JonabinSchriebeall *HilaryDavidson (Not to be put into any situations involving Stumpy or the Peccary.) *ClayHambrick (But not my mom.) **Oh, and Reid also ***What about his mom? ****(Sigh, how did I know this would come up?) Yes, his mom also. *HilbertSpace *FundamentalsOfMathematicalAnalysis, by Rudin *MiriamLeisman *AndrewHunter **WhyGodWhyWouldYouWriteThat *Cs60 *MorganConbere *RichardBowen *MikeBuchanan *ZviEffron - Only with really hot girls *ZviEffronsTwinBrother - With AndrewHunter and RichardBowen (JulianEvans has signed up for the task of creating this) *TrystanKoch *PaNts *JoshOratz *GretchenAllen *LeeWiyninger - This is definitely a BadIdea. *JosephDearden ----- ''Should conditions/relevant information (sexual orientation, fetishes not minded sharing knowledge of, things that would really not be cool) be appended for convenience of PornWriter s?'' *Well, if anybody actually wants to create a page for this, I would suggest PornAbleInformation, although I suspect it's a BadIdea. ''Do we get bonus points for using such a story as a checklist of things to do?'' **If you try to use WhyGodWhyWouldYouWriteThat as a checklist of things to do, I'm going out and buying a can of mace. This should go on the EastDormPurityTest, in my opinion. Somewhere on the Web there is probably a purity test with "Have you had RPS written about you?". That's why you (insert 'don't' if appropriate) want to be PornAble. * ''RPS?'' ** Google tells us that this means "Real Person Slash" ** Funny, Google tells ''me'' that it means Rock Paper Shotgun. If Rock Paper Shotgun wrote about me, I'd be pretty flattered, but I don't think it'd get me a purity point.
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