Editing RedVsBlue
RedVsBlue is a machinima based off of HaLo. It's hilarious and all of you should watch it. http://www.redvsblue.com/ (you can help save their bandwith and just download it off the network) ---- :Simmons: Aha! I knew it! Only a chick could give me a headache this big! :Caboose: I should have known. She didn't like me. Girls... never... like me :Tucker: Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you. :Caboose: I like me... :Tucker: Right. You should blame God. First he makes hangovers, and now half shark/half women that won't even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing, God! :(sorry if this offends anyone) :Church: So how are you doing Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever? :Caboose: I think so... That guy Tex is really a robot... and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you... a gay robot. :Church: ... :Church: Yeah. That's right. I'm a gay robot. :Scorpion Tank: Firing main cannon. :Scorpion Tank: I'm scared Dave. Will I dream? Daisiiies... daiiiisiiiie... :Caboose: SHEILAAA! NO!!!!!! :Tucker: Wha- no! Sheila! Sheila... Wait, who's Sheila? :Caboose: Sheila's the lady in the tank... she was my friend. :Tucker: Oh dude! I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank. :Tucker: Freelancers are independants. They're not red or blue. They're just guns for hire who'll fight for whoever has the most money. :Caboose: Like a mercenary. :Tucker: Right. Or like your mom, when the rent's due. :Caboose: Oh that's funny. :Tucker: Yeah. You didn't think that was too obvious? :Caboose: No no. Not at all. It was good. :Church: Tucker, you remember that I told you I was stationed on Sidewinder before they transferred me here to Blood Gulch, right? :Tucker: No. :Caboose: Sidewinder...isn't that the ice planet? Cool! What was that like? :Church: Um...it was cold. :Caboose: That's it? Just cold? :Church: What do you want from me? A poem!? It's a planet made entirely out of ice. It's really, friggin', cold. :Church: Poor Jimmy was the last one to go. Tex walked up to him, pulled Jimmy's skull right out of his head, and beat him to death with it. :Tucker: Wait a second...how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible! :Church: That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming. :Simmons: Sir! You got shot in the head, so we gave you CPR and saved you sir! :Simmons: Seriously, why are we here? As far as I can tell, this is just a box-canyon in the middle of nowhere. No way in or out. :Grif: Mm-hmm. :Simmons: The only reason that we have a red base here is because they have a blue base over there, and the only reason they have a blue base over there is because we have a red base here. :Grif: Yeah. That's because we're fighting each other. :Simmons: But even if we were to pull out today, and they were to come take our base, they would have *two* bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoop-dee-fuckin'-doo.
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