Editing ThingsYouDontWantToHearYourRoommateSay

ThingsYouDontWantToHearYourRoommateSay are, well, things that you don't want to hear your roommate saying. Some of them depend on your personal preferences, such as "Is it okay if I bring 20 people in here for a massive orgy?" while some are just generally worrying.

NeedsRewriting.
Also NeedsMoreExamples.

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  "Does this mean I'll have to kill you?"
 "Yes, probably."
 "Oooh.."

* "How flammable do you think this carpet is?"
* "Whoa, what's that funny-looking stain on your side of the room?"
* "Please turn over so I can see where your heart is."
** "Please turn over so I can see where your heart was."
* "Is that a gigantic spider, or a clump of my hair?"
* "I don't believe in the NotOnYourRoomMatesStuff rule"
* "Your laundry hamper is sexy"
* "Crap, my ebola test was positive"
* "I'm not legally allowed within a 50-foot radius of my last roommate"
* "Our heater is broken.  You still have that bottle of isopropyl, right?"
** "Our heater is broken. How flammable do you think the carpet is?"
* "UUUUUURRKKKKKKKK."
* "I'll be quiet." -- StudentA
** For the record, he didn't say that to his roommate.  Still, you never want to hear him say that.  - StudentB
* "It's like necrophilia, but with tickling."
*"I should totally name my penis 'SPARTAAAAAAA!'"
* "I'm running a small child-porn ring under my desk right now.  If I say I'm doing business under the table, I mean it"
*"I wonder if I can make people's lungs spontaneously combust?"
* "Hey, look! We made the security blotter!"

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