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PaNts is a Junior. He is sometimes known as Jazor "Jaron" Kent-Dobias (パンツ). Though he lives in EastDorm, the little time he does spend sleeping is done around. As of fall 2012 he is living in SontagDorm with JackMa and BradJensen and DietrichLangenbach and those other people.

Facts

These are facts which have special relevance to the life of PaNts.

*Is a PhysicsMajor and eats it, too.
*Has a PurityScore of 30.6%.
*Has a WhedonNumber of 4.
*Has a strong PatriNumber of 4.
*Has a weak PatriNumber of 3.
*The current KeeperOfTheWiki.
*May be associated with WOPR, but probably not.
*Currently serves as both LoungeNazi and Lounge Sensitivity Officer.
*Knows HowToBeAsAwesomeAsPants.
*A resident of OctothorpeHMC since December 2009.

Random Facts

These things were all random one-liners people added to this page and are now a bulleted list.

*Buys his own lunch meat and then beats it. What a weird guy.
*Evidence suggests that he may in fact be Garret Wong wearing Pants' skin.
*He will generalize your major as a point mass above an infinite plane of uniform change.
** He will then use a botnet to create a hashtable of all possible majors and use it to find yours
*He is a co-founder of JP, along with JohnPeebles. Currently looking for investors.
*At 14:30 on October 18, 2010, was observed in East Lounge NOT wearing a tie.
*At 02:30 on November 9, 2012, was observed in East Lounge asleep.
** Tradition mandates that frosh sleeping in East Lounge have Stumpy placed atop them.
*On 10/27/2010, wore women's clothing in a drag competition (the world will never forget).
*Likes wearing pink panties (パンツ) around the lounge while making strong advances on JacobPeacock.
*Began the regular calling of JustinsITRMovie.
*Is known to call FMMs with impeccable taste.
*Immersed his phone in coffee 13 December 2012 c.1120. Drank the coffee.
*Voted "Dorm Alcoholic" during Eastmas 2011.
*Voted "Dorm Drugs are Good for Life" during Eastmas 2012.

Housing History

PaNts usually lives somewhere. Here are those places.

Fall-Spring 2010-2011

Roomed in Atwood 226 MarkMann?. Suite was populated by MarkEllis?, EmilySnyder?, AnneClark, MariaMorabe, JackieOlmos?-Silverman, BonnieDavidson?, and LaurenNishoku?. Lovingly labelled SuiteBondage? by a subset of its residents.

Summer 2011

Roomed in Linde 145 by himself. Suite was populated by DavidLingenbrink, MattMcDermott, RebeccaThomas, KatyAnderson, and NicoleYu?.

Fall 2011

Roomed in East 103 with JackMa. Suite was populated by CarloVaccari? and CoreyLoescher. Referred to as TimeCube by JackMa and PaNts.

Spring 2012

Roomed in East 103 by himself. During this time, the suite become SingleDouble suite, occupied by only Carlo and PaNts.

Summer 2012

Roomed in Sontag 204D with JakeLow. Suite was populated by KatyAnderson and MeganWheeler.

Fall-Spring 2012-2013

Roomed in Sontag 204D with JackMa. Suite was populated by DietrichLangenbach and BradJensen. Called SuiteNames? by its occupants.

Quotes

PaNts occasionally says things. Someone decided to put at least one of them on this wiki.

See LoungeQuotes

"Nice shoes, ProfDuron. Want to have sex?"

"That's why I like cheap electronics. I don't have to worry about it. Take this phone. This phone can take anything." **proceeds to drop phone into coffee mug** "Oh shit, its in the coffee."

Classes Taken

PaNts has taken a few classes. Feel free to talk to him about any of them.

Fall 2010
* CHEM023E: Energetics
* CHEM023S: Structure
* CSCI005: Introduction to Computer Science
* MATH015: Art & Application of Calculus
* MATH025G: Calculus and Linear Algebra
* MUS084: Jazz Improvisation
* PHYS022: Physics Laboratory
* PHYS023: Special Relativity
* WRIT001: Introduction to Academic Writing

Spring 2011
* BIOL052: Introduction to Biology
* CHEM023D: Dynamics
* CHEM024: Chemistry Laboratory
* CSCI189: Programming Practicum
* HSA010: Critical Inquiry: Political Analysis
* MATH035: Probability and Statistics
* MATH045: Introduction to Differential Equations
* PE046: Floor Hockey
* PHYS024A: Mechanics & Wave Motion
* PHYS032: Gravitation

Summer 2011
* MATH060: Multivariable Calculus
* MATH065: Differential Equations and Linear Algebra II

Fall 2011
* CL057: Choice Lab: What Makes Things Tick?
* ENGL135: The Satirical Imagination
* ENGR059: Introduction to Engineering Systems
* MATH055: Discrete Mathematics
* PHYS051: Electromagnetic Theory & Optics
* PHYS111: Theoretical Mechanics

Spring 2012
* ECON053: Principles of Macroeconomics
* HIST132E: European Intellectual History
* MATH115: Fourier Series and Boundary Value Problems
* MATH131: Mathematical Analysis I
* PHYS052: Quantum Physics
* PHYS054: Modern Physics Laboratory
* PHYS174: Biolocomotion
* PHYS196: Physics Colloquium

Fall 2012
* LIT179D: Special Topics in Literature: Medieval/Renaissance? Romance
* MATH142: Differential Geometry
* MATH171: Abstract Algebra
* MS179C: Special Topics in Media Studies: Modern China Through the Lens
* PE058: Team Sports
* PHYS117: Statistical Mechanics and Thermodynamics
* PHYS131: Electromagnetic Fields
* PHYS196: Physics Colloquium

Spring 2013
* CSCI195: Computer Science Colloquium
* LIT110: Shakespeare
* MATH147: Topology
* MATH196: Independent Study in Mathematics
* PHYS116: Quantum Mechanics
* PHYS134: Optics Laboratory
* PHYS154: Fields & Waves
* PHYS170: Computational Methods in Physics
* PHYS172: General Relativity and Cosmology
* PHYS196: Physics Colloquium

Jobs

PaNts scrapes by as a poor physics major. To do this, he has worked a couple jobs.

Current Jobs

* AE Physics Tutor
* CS Staff
* Theoretical Mechanics Grader
* CCMS Software Lab Tutor

Past Jobs

* Mechanics Grader
* CS Consultant
* Core Math Grader
* Physics Researcher

Hobbies

PaNts is trying to make this page into a dating profile.

See HowToBeAsAwesomeAsPants

* Editing FunWiki.
* Mixing drinks.
* Drinking drinks.
* Reading physics books.
* Adding sentences explaining his FunWiki sections.
* Riding a huge unicycle.
* Drawing police brutality.
* Interrogation.
* Angering people on mailing lists.
* Unnecessarily typesetting things in LaTeX.
* Upgrading Perl.

KissiWebNeighbors:

* SarahLoeb
* BobChen
* AnnJohnston
* KevinMcSwiggen

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