There is no sex... in TheChampagneRoom. None. Oh sure, there's champagne... in TheChampagneRoom... but you don't want champagne. You want sex. But there's no sex... in TheChampagneRoom. <disclaimer> There is currently no champagne in TheChampagneRoom either. Sorry. </disclaimer> The Champagne Room is the half of GsixtyThree without all the beds and desks. It got flooded once. That was unfortunate. It was described as smelling "like Ketchup", which refers to an unfortunate statement made by CubeSchnaider during an EastDormMeeting? when the SalmonellaProblem? then prevalent in the Aramark-run dining halls was being discussed. See TastesLikeKetchup for more info on that. |
There is no sex... in TheChampagneRoom. None. Oh sure, there's champagne... in TheChampagneRoom... but you don't want champagne. You want sex. But there's no sex... in TheChampagneRoom. <disclaimer> There is currently no champagne in TheChampagneRoom either. Sorry. </disclaimer> The Champagne Room was the half of GsixtyThree without all the beds and desks. It got flooded once. That was unfortunate. It was described as smelling "like Ketchup", which refers to an unfortunate statement made by CubeSchnaider during an EastDormMeeting? when the SalmonellaProblem? then prevalent in the Aramark-run dining halls was being discussed. See TastesLikeKetchup for more info on that. |