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In order to facilitate the CornHubPrank (as well as intent to make a giant corn pit), the EastDormCopresidents? of 2023-4 decided to purchase several massive bags of dried corn. HalloEast? was great, and people had fun. Unfortunately, six months later, despite all the Scotch-Gard-ing possible, a mysterious weevil infestation started in DankMemeSuite (LiloRyan and AlySawyer), and the culprit was unfortunately found to the the corn (which had also molded). The moral of the story is don't buy like a metric fuckton of corn. Or, lyrically (mostly by SaraMorishige, assisted by ElioThadhani and LieselHilkemeyer and performed at Knott's during Muddlore Orientation 2024):
In order to facilitate the CornHubPrank (as well as intent to make a giant corn pit), the EastDormCopresidents? of 2023-4 decided to purchase several massive bags of dried corn. SpookEast? was great, and people had fun. Unfortunately, six months later, despite all the Scotch-Gard-ing possible, a mysterious weevil infestation started in DankMemeSuite (LiloRyan and AlySawyer), and the culprit was unfortunately found to the the corn (which had also molded). The moral of the story is don't buy like a metric fuckton of corn. Or, lyrically (mostly by SaraMorishige, assisted by ElioThadhani and LieselHilkemeyer and performed at Knott's during Muddlore Orientation 2024):

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