When I'm forced to use a language without pattern matching, like Scheme, it makes me cry.
If f doesn't halt, then I can collect this cow right now!
The US Government gets to assume !D. You don't. (Where D is dollars, and this is CS 81)
"Is there a built in successor function in racket?" *attempts (succ 3) ERROR! succ undefined* The whole class is laughing but disappointed that we can't SUCC
What's plus or minus one iteration between friends?
Here's a creepy way to remember it: In C++, a friend is someone who can touch your private parts :D
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