* At least until none of them help the next year (and some actively go out of their way to hinder)... |
Can you pull 6 of 7 first floor Sontag suites? Yes.
Can you also pull 4 of 6 second floor Sontag suites? Yes.
Can you also pull enough juniors to allow this to happen again next year? Yes (11 of them).
Can you do so in a way that will prevent any suite from imploding under interpersonal stress? Maybe.
Can you do so while maintaining your own sanity? FUCK YES.
Overheard at the boards this year:
"Why is sontag blank?"
"Because of the machine"
"Sontag has a machine?"