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''"Did you know a penguin's neck bones make up approximately half of its total body length?"'' Penguins are very interesting creatures. Some may say NickGrisanti is a PenGuin, or tangentially related to them (something something Bio52). Nonetheless, they are very odd birds. [https://youtu.be/9GHPNKUMf70?t=246 Bendystraw Cabbagepatch says "penglings" here] *''I bet someone with a lot of random penguin knowledge could save this from the NearlyEmptyPages...'' *Penguins are not as cool as owls. That is my unpopular opinion. ** Have you considered the magnificent ''penguin owl''? https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000152520924/afba54a22731ba121cc5e303d0e48f7d.jpeg ** Also a penguin in water is very majestic, you must admit. An owl in water is a sad boi :( *** Sure, but can penguins fly? I’m pretty sure you should NOT try and get them to fly, you will regret it. **** According to the BBC, [https://youtu.be/snAvGxz7D04?t=60 YES!] --------- Facts about PenGuins they won’t tell you in books: * Pain is stored in the penguin * Conversely, love is stored in the penguin * Therefore love = pain? ** What?? No! Not necessarily. What a highly illogical conclusion! Consider this: the lounge sometimes simultaneously stores froshlings and crusty old seniors. Yet you wouldn't conclude that therefore crusty old seniors == froshlings, would you? (<i>Would you?</i>) ** What I do know is that pengos store fish... Is this to say fish are pain? * If you look hard enough you can see a penguin in anything * Panguins can be thrown at 3/5 c to make a point ** They can already fly on their own; no need to throw them. Also, crikey, what points are y'all making that require a penguin at 3/5 c? Actually, do I want to know? Aie! Waddles where art thou? The call of penguin duty knocks upon thy window. FunWiki requires you!!!!!
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