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Nick:
The cop was a good sign. Still, today is a good day to die.
Of course, we probably won't die until tomorrow. Still, I'm going
without regrets. Well I do regret not getting on that sophomore.
I guess the two blondes in my psych class are hot too. It doesn't
matter now though. On my death bed I won't be thinking about that.
I'll be thinking 'damn, if we hadn't put the couched up on
cinderblocks my head wouldn't be crushed now.'
Nick demonstrates the way bidness was done before Urinal v1.0
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So, you've got to use the "shake it off" flap, cuz we don't
want no dribble on this bus.
Oh, wait. Hamish just stuck his dick out the window.
Nick:
We don't have a urinal on the bus. What the fuck is up
with that. We can build a beer bong but we can't make a urinal?
It's the same fucking technology. Christ. The t.v. is on acid.
It really improves the nintendo action.
11:35 Nick:
The keg has been tapped.
Hamish is tap bitch.
Jengle is pump bitch.
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