AbbyJordan

Will be living at Mudd in Sontag for her senior year! (Suite 102)

Is apparently a Mudder that doesn't live at nor attend classes at Mudd.

More commonly known as a Pomona student (or, according to PaulaNing, a pomonaranian).

Frequently found in East, especially MaryRachelStimson and BerylEgerter 's room, though sometimes in the lounge.

As a hum major (specifically European history focusing on history of Medicine), she has a lot of free time, which she uses to bake cookies and convince other people to procrastinate with her.

If she were a food, she would be either spicy fruit salsa or strawberry hard candy.

Purity Scores

• Frosh Year: Somewhere around 94%
• Sophomore October: 86.4%
• Sophomore Spring: 77%
• Junior October: 59.8%
• Junior March: 54.8%
• Summer between Junior and Senior: 51.8%
• Winter Senior Year: 51%
• Spring Senior Year: 48.8%

Weak PatriNumber of 3, Strong PatriNumber of 6, WhedonNumber of 5

Quotes

• "I want your [MaryRachelStimson's] head to be less inviting"

• "One always wakes up in case of orgies. And zombie attacks."

• "I'm also considering cannibalism, shamanism, and alterity."

• "I should just stand outside my door in lingerie with pierogies and cookies and entice people."

Quotes about AbbyJordan

• "Tall, dark-haired, sexy-bombtastic"

KissiWebNeighbors: (Add self if relevant)

• BobChen

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