* Most of the dialogue you have with other human beings consists of you making movie references and other people not getting them or even realizing why you talk so strangely. |
* You constantly catch obscure references to unimportant movies when the person making the reference didn't expect anyone to catch it. * You recognize references to movies when no one was trying to make a reference at all. * When watching a movie that's been edited for television, you can spot everything that's been cut out. |
* You can recite the entire script of The PrincessBride * You can watch the entire StarWars trilogy... in your head. * The only things you can still play on the piano are movie themes. * Every topic of discussion, no matter how distanced from film, reminds you of a movie. * You avoided reading "Fellowship of the Ring" because you're planning to see the movie, and you're avoiding spoilers. * You insist that, contrary to general consensus, many movies are actually better than the books they originated from (doesn't count for really kiddie books like "Shrek" or "Jumanji") * You can explain, in reasonable detail, how most effects shots are done. |