RichardMehlinger insisted that this page be made, and so, since DavidLapayowker really doesn't want to do his FroshChem homework, it shall be done.
KevinOelze is a ThirdFloorEastie who lived in WestDorm (because the matchers apparently just came back from the cocaine break when they matched him). He became a ThirdFloorEastie upon the utter collapse of his computer, which meant that he was without WorldOfWarcraft to distract him from the horrors of WestDorm. So, he ran to EastDorm. No one has complained yet.
He enjoys playing games. He's also a huge fan of musical theatre. Seriously, ask anyone who he's friends with on facebook what half of his status updates on.
Kevin goes on AIM by the ever-original name of AdjectiveProperNoun?. Well, actually, DivineWolfwood?. Same thing, really.
He's graduated as a CS/Math? Major.
Is a world-renowned Horse fellatio trainer. There was a loud celebration in his room when his 3 year attempt to hit his own page via RandomPage? finally came to fruition. It came directly after hitting the SuiteBetrayal page, which was kind of cool.
For the summer of 2008, he was essenitally a PomonKey, working with ProfChen? on the bandwidth minimization problem in sparse (0,1)-matrices. Feel free to ask for more details, though I doubt you want them :P.
His name spellchecks to Beelzebub in OpenOffice? (as of 1.1.0). So far, he has three minions: HendrikOrem (sold his soul for a nice pull in RoomDraw speaking of which, why does this list bear a strange similarity to the SO-19 pull?), DavidLapayowker and MartinPyne.
Apparently, he does not exist.
He is also referred to as Alaszun, which not-so-coincindentally is the name of his hunter in World of Warcraft, for crack purposes at time. So be careful when you're talking to people named Allison next to him; he may react.
The person who had the brain fart that caused SaveKevinsExam to be needed. Props to DanCiliske, ArenOlson, and SkyeBerghel for the help in saving it.
He lays ambitious plans about things that he's going to do, like code improvements to jDip, or improve this FunWiki page. Or write entries for ThatWhichCannotBeNamed?. Or write his version of Random. He's very bad at actually DOING these things. If you want something done, consistently bug him to do it.
Part of TheCanadianRunThrough.
RL 001: Work! ProfessorPatel? MTWRF 9:30-7:00 RL 002: Quidditch! ProfessorOelze? Other times
<@Alaszun|Desktop> guys I have a mission <@Alaszun|Desktop> someone give me a website where I can dl porn
<@Alaszun|Desktop> ALSO I SERIOUSLY LIKE SAILOR MOON
Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter—tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther. . . . And then one fine morning— So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
-The Great Gatsby
What was the start of all this? When did the cogs of fate begin to turn? Perhaps it is impossible to grasp the answer now from deep within the flow of time... but, for a certainty, back then we loved so many, yet hated so much we hurt others and were hurt ourselves... yet even then, we ran like the wind, Whilst our laughter echoed, under cerulean skies...
-Chrono Cross
"I give it to you not that you may remember time, but that you might forget it now and then for a moment and not spend all your breath trying to conquer it. Because no battle is ever won he said. They are not even fought. The field only reveals to man his own folly and despair, and victory is an illusion of philosophers and fools."
-William Faulkner, The Sound and the Fury
"Unlike any other creature on this planet, humans can learn and understand, without having experienced. They can think themselves into other people's minds, imagine themselves into other people's places.
Of course, this is a power, like my brand of fictional magic, that is morally neutral. One might use such an ability to manipulate, or control, just as much as to understand or sympathise.
And many prefer not to exercise their imaginations at all. They choose to remain comfortably within the bounds of their own experience, never troubling to wonder how it would feel to have been born other than they are. They can refuse to hear screams or to peer inside cages; they can close their minds and hearts to any suffering that does not touch them personally; they can refuse to know.
I might be tempted to envy people who can live that way, except that I do not think they have any fewer nightmares than I do. Choosing to live in narrow spaces can lead to a form of mental agoraphobia, and that brings its own terrors. I think the wilfully unimaginative see more monsters. They are often more afraid.
What is more, those who choose not to empathise may enable real monsters. For without ever committing an act of outright evil ourselves, we collude with it, through our own apathy. "
-J.K. Rowling, Harvard Commencement Speech
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SkywardSword?
WheelOfTime Reread
PokemonWhite?
Mistborn
UminekoNoNakuKoroNi? and UminekoNoNakuKoroNiChiru? Replay
The Name of the Wind/The? Wise Man's Fear
The Dresden Files
Bioshock
SuperMarioGalaxy2?
Overlord
Psychonauts
ChronoTrigger (DS version)
Harry Potter Reread
UminekoNoNakuKoroNiChiru? Episode 7
PokemonSoulSilver? (as much as you can ever beat it..)
TheWorldEndsWithYou?
Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn
Metroid Prime 3
Super Mario Galaxy (Mario Style)
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones (infinitely better than Warrior Within, what can I say?)
Resident Evil 4
Fire Emblem (Normal Mode, Both Eliwood and Hector's campaigns)
Metroid Prime 2
Super Mario Sunshine
Kingdom Hearts 2
Tales of Symphonia
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
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