70TomorrowSettlersTonight

A FilkSong by KevinOelze

Momar:

Students, I bid you welcome. East Dorm Lounge is a temple, and we are here to worship the gods of crackery and reamery. Tonight, I am pleased to announce some crackery! We shall employ all the dice we have in our desire to distract you.

All:

Gaming familiar,

Quotings peculiar,

Something for everyone--

Some Settlers tonight!

Julian:

My hand's revealing,

Dev Cards appealing,

Something for everyone--

Some Settlers tonight!

All:

Nothing with strings,

Nothing with frowns,

bring on the Dev Cards,

cities and towns!

Old damn frustrations,

new 'nipulations,

nothing but ruthless--not contrite:

70 tomorrow,

Settlers tonight!

70 Students frantically find their partner and begin to work on the 70 homework

Momar:

70 tomorrow, Settlers tonight!

Cthulhu Sheep:

Wood's inexpensive,

Soldier's offensive!

Something for everyone--

Some Settlers tonight!

Plenties and portings,

constant retortings,

something for everyone--

Some Settlers tonight!

All:

Nothing with strings,

Nothing with frowns,

Bring on the Dev Cards,

Cities and towns!

Old damn frustrations,

New 'nipulations,

Nothing but ruthless--not contrite:

70 Tomorrow--

Settlers tonight!

Chemists:

Nothing emulsive--

P'Chem's repulsive!

Momar:

Something for everyone--

Some Settlers tonight!

Something that's epic:

Cthulhu Sheep:

Julian prophetic!

Momar:

Something for everyone--

Gamers:

Some Settlers tonight!

Physics Major:

Nothing with Gauss:

70 Students:

Our homework's late:

O'Neill's curve may just be our fate!

Math Majors:

Nothing that's formal!

Engineering Majors:

Nothing that's normal!

Momar:

Ten victory points and we're right!

All:

Open up the game box--




Settlers tonight!