BobtheDeadSharkinaJar

Bob the Dead Shark-in-a-Jar is a dead shark-in-a-jar. This is to differentiate him from dead sharks who happen to be in jars, which would have different implied hyphenation. Obviously, this makes him the best type of pet, ever (especially becaus F&M has no problem with him, and any other members of his species, if any). Bob lives in LoganGordon's room (east 155), technically making it a triple. He gets lonely sometimes, so you should go visit him. He will appreciate it, and you will have a better life for having beholden him in all his glory.

Bob the Dead Shark-in-a-Jar is not among those with MasoNames, but he should be. He deserves one.