FunWiki: EvilPlan

I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you. See StonyLohr or MarkNelson.

It should be noted that everything is part of the evil plan, including the things that aren't. As the Purple Hypotenuse once said: They are part of my evil plan by the very fact that they are not... let's suppose I made up a complete diagram of my EvilPlan for posterity. Now, being a complete diagram, it would also have to mention things that are not part of the evil plan, so that agents of the evil plan will know that such things are not to be considered pat of the evil plan. Thus, these things have been incorporated into the infrastructure of the evil plan and are in fact part of the evil plan.