MartijnvanSchaardenburg

• I'll write this later. --- MartijnvanSchaardenburg
  • Famous last words. --AndrewFarmer

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Wow... such a long name and nary a "ding" in sight.

• his middle name is FransPeter?...
  • FransPeter??! *Ding *`Grats!
    • It's a WikiName in and of itself!

Set of names/nicknames for MartijnvanSchaardenburg:

• Martijn
• J (not to be confused with Jay)
• not Jay (not to be confused with not J)
• Mantijn von Shreddenborg

If you're feeling bored or slightly naughty, [Google his first name]; the first result is morally reprehensible and slightly hilarious.

• I shouldn't have clicked. I feel like I need to take a shower....

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MartijnvanSchaardenburg spent a rather large portion of his second semester at mudd with a "sprained" ankle. Ironically, he may well also be the most ticklish person on the face of the earth, so is a common target and victim of the game 'tickle the cripple.'

• He also has fuzzy hair. So very fuzzy... must play with the fuzz...
• He is definitely a 'hands-on' person.

MartijnvanSchaardenburg particularly enjoys DeadBabyJokes?, being made to laugh with any mention of [Richard C. Mongler], and spending time with his "GirlFriend" KaylinSpitz. Apparently the status of their relationship is an issue of heated contention, as many members of TreaSon would like to claim MartijnvanSchaardenburg as their SignificantOther, and are willing to fight KaylinSpitz for it.

Current SignificantOther:

• KaylinSpitz

Queue of future SignificantOthers:

• KwangKetcham
• RichardMehlinger
  • Yes! I'm not last. -RobinDobashi
    • Wait, who let that one in?
      • Himself, apparently.
  • Why is Mehlinger before me and Bob?
• BobChen
• RobinDobashi (Please note that I also would like to claim J as my SignificantOther as he has already agreed to marry me "later.")
  • He'll marry you "later," after he has gone through the rest of us. -BobChen
    • What!? I have seniority! -RobinDobashi
      • However, seniority fails to pull rank against "Current SignificantOther," "Current RoomMate," and "Future RoomMate."
        • :'(
          • I'll marry you in the meantime, if you want. -EliYoung

You need to get this queue moving. Service multiple people at a time if you have to.

MartijnvanSchaardenburg is a NinJa?.

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Set of activites that MartijnvanSchaardenburg enjoys:

• DDR
• Go
• Not eating
• Spending time with friends and loved ones (whom he plans to kill later)
• Swimming
• StumbleUpon? [Official website]

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Quotes:

• So, um, there's this DateRape? drug... I've forgotten the name of it...
  • Actually, there's one called "Special K"...
• It was a dark and stormy Baghdad.

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