NickGrisanti

Big time roller coaster FrOsh. As of 2022, one of the EastDormCoparents? with CatherinePhillips. A Holy Catholic Boy(tm).

They tried putting him in SouthDorm and failed.

"Oh yeah, this is big brain time."

His best pick up line is, "Did you know a penguin's neck bones make up approximately half of its total body length?" Needless to say, he is single.

• It has also been said that he is turned on by PenGuin facts.
• Has been known to refer to PenGuins as "my brethren".
• In fact, he has a PenGuin collection. I would come with Nick to see his penguin collection.
  • Me too.
• It has been said that NickGrisanti is, in fact, the United States of Penguins
• Try as he might, he will never own ReginaldAlphonsoChonkyOppenheimerKarlTheThird?
• His favorite species is the African Penguin (pictured below)

Nick has been declared the East Dorm Coelurosaur because Coelurosauria is the smallest taxon whose name begins with C that contains Spheniscidae.

Holds some "unpopular opinions," particularly with regards to Star Wars (which used to be listed here). He unashamedly dropped $35 on a porg mug at Disneyland.

Has a passionate disliking of STEMS. One might even call it hatred.

Didn’t know about Conway’s Game of Life until spring of his senior year, despite being a Math-CS major.

May try to convert you to Catholicism.

As of the DUCK Improvathon 2022, Nick was officially nicknamed Waddles by AvalonFeiler. This subsequently became WaddlesMcNut.

• Frosh now address him as "Grandaddy Waddles", fitting of his elderly "get off my lawn" countenance.
• I think it is also very fashionable to call him "Mr. McNut?" for formal occasions (kind of like how Scrooge McDuck? goes by "Mr. McDuck?")

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