SamWheeler

Sam is a FrOsh!!!

If there is a game out there, he has emulated it. Big PaperMario? enthusiast.

His name is secretly LuCas, but shhhhh don't tell anyone.

Avid Writ1 hater.

Melded his soul with RavagoJones on October 17th, 2023, in order to destroy capitalism (long story).

Has a water tier list for all the dorms and dining halls (except for Collins because he hates CMC on principle).

• Since Collins was the only dining hall open for Thanksgiving break 2023, he had to go to Collins and apparently hated it. No longer a bit.

Brave survivor of SpiderIncident.

His angry voice sounds like the Turkey from ThanksKilling?.

Knows a surprising number of very fun, somewhat odd songs. These include the drug-dealer song (which LieselHilkemeyer had copied for a while) and the periodic table song. Also is quite accomplished at doing voices and the row-column math gang sign (you should ask him whether he is part of the Right Hand Rulers or the Row/Columns?).

Unfortunately discovered GarfeldTheMusical? over the summer of 2024. Has never been the same since.