StarTrek obsessed person (ask her to tell you her canon). StarWars obsessed person.
Wanted to be an engineer, but didn't want to do any of the labs, so she's just doing CS with a good helping of engineering electives and physics research (all this combined did confuse many FrOsh in the 2023-2024 school year).
You may call her President StarTrek.
Taylor has been voted very fun and chaotic things for the Eastmas events (including East Arson and East Ho Ho Ho).
Taylor also has impeccable taste in movies and TV shows. Taylor called StarTrek in their earlier years, Starkid Productions shows, Galavant with DelaneyCohn (et. all), and many other fabulous show ideas in addition to brainstorming FMMs and fun shows (The Goes Wrong Show) over the 2024 summer. Their sense of humor is top tier (from this editor's perspective). Also, everyone should listen to Taylor for these recommendations because Taylor is double majoring with Film Studies at CMC so they are obviously all knowing (like Elohim, the Voice of God, from the Talos Principle).
Taylor also has rockin' taste in music (musicals, jazzy music (Laufey/Scott? Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox/etc.), and many other artists as well) and is an amazing singer (for fun and in choir). For the 2023-2024 Decades Vice, Taylor made the playlist (which was a hit).
Taylor is part of MuddEscapes?, specifically the aesthetics department, and is very cool and good at this job. So good, in fact, that Taylor became the head of aesthetics for Spring 2024-2025.
Taylor ("Bitch") and SimiVora ("Slut") adopted LieselHilkemeyer ("Crackhead"), SophiaAtwell("Bastard"), and HelenRandle ("Ho") into the SexyFamily during a trip to Target (where they obviously sell adoption papers). Taylor and Simi co-parent their children and their grandparent is DelaneyCohn ("Danger Tits"). Prior to adoption, Taylor had participated in many kidnappings of Liesel (and the other children). After adoption, these are merely FamilyOutings?.
Taylor also enjoys making jokes that will turn LieselHilkemeyer red and (I think) takes a sort of pride in the similarities between themself and their child, Crackhead.
Taylor accompanies SimiVora (and occasionally the children) on the TPumpsTuesday? runs where they pick up mass-orders of TPumps for those of the East Dorm Community who have ordered ahead of time.
Also: Want their pronouns? Ask a magic 8 ball!
Also: Taylor was recruited by both CMS and CalTech? for soccer (and CalTech? basketball if this editor remembers correctly) but chose the way better school (with early decision) and participated their FrOsh year.
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