"Did you know a penguin's neck bones make up approximately half of its total body length?"
Penguins are very interesting creatures. Some may say NickGrisanti is a PenGuin, or tangentially related to them (something something Bio52). Nonetheless, they are very odd birds.
[Bendystraw Cabbagepatch says "penglings" here]
- I bet someone with a lot of random penguin knowledge could save this from the NearlyEmptyPages...
- Penguins are not as cool as owls. That is my unpopular opinion.
- Have you considered the magnificent penguin owl?
- Also a penguin in water is very majestic, you must admit. An owl in water is a sad boi :(
- Sure, but can penguins fly? I’m pretty sure you should NOT try and get them to fly, you will regret it.
Facts about PenGuins? they won’t tell you in books:
- Pain is stored in the penguin
- Conversely, love is stored in the penguin
- Therefore love = pain?
- What?? No! Not necessarily. What a highly illogical conclusion!
Consider this: the lounge sometimes simultaneously stores froshlings and crusty old seniors.
Yet you wouldn't conclude that therefore crusty old seniors == froshlings, would you? (Would you?)
- What I do know is that pengos store fish... Is this to say fish are pain?
- If you look hard enough you can see a penguin in anything
- Panguins can be thrown at 3/5 c to make a point
- They can already fly on their own; no need to throw them. Also, crikey, what points are y'all making that require a penguin at 3/5 c? Actually, do I want to know?
Aie! Waddles where art thou? The call of penguin duty knocks upon thy window. FunWiki requires you!!!!!