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1:35 ? :
Checkpoints? They don't have checkpoints here.
This isn't Russia. (But its almost Arizona).
2:47 ?:
We are in Arizona. No daylight savings time so
its 2:47. We have a cop next to us so Wayne is holding
a cup full of piss that he can't pour out the window.
Hamish in his chair.
3:15 ?:
Cop gave us a ticket for 'failure to dim.' If we
dimmed he's see we only have one headlight. What a bitch.
Wayne has disposed of urine. Cop pointed out our reverse
lights are on. We have now removed our reverse lights.
4-5 hours till daylight. So it turns out a
fucking trucker CB'd the cop & told him to pull us over.
We now have a CB & police scanner in full force. So do
we drive with one light or our brights now?
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