Bus

1:35 ? :
Checkpoints? They don't have checkpoints here. This isn't Russia. (But its almost Arizona).

2:47 ?:
We are in Arizona. No daylight savings time so its 2:47. We have a cop next to us so Wayne is holding a cup full of piss that he can't pour out the window.


Hamish in his chair.
3:15 ?:
Cop gave us a ticket for 'failure to dim.' If we dimmed he's see we only have one headlight. What a bitch. Wayne has disposed of urine. Cop pointed out our reverse lights are on. We have now removed our reverse lights. 4-5 hours till daylight. So it turns out a fucking trucker CB'd the cop & told him to pull us over. We now have a CB & police scanner in full force. So do we drive with one light or our brights now?


Thomas Vaughan
Last modified: Wed Feb 24 15:12:14 PST 1999