We are the Pyros Who Don't Do Anything We just stay home and work on stems And if you ask us if we did anything We'll just tell you... we didn't do anything.
Well, I've never burned Shamik up And I've never made some napalm And I've never been in Parsons with the big not-so-red ball And I've never melted pennies And I've never run from Camp. Sec. And I've never been on any roofs at all.
'Cause we're the Pyros Who Don't Do Anything We just stay home and work on stems And if you ask us if we did anything We'll just tell you... we didn't do anything!
And I've never climbed in Olin And I've never climbed in Jacobs And I've never been rappeling down the Galileo Wall And I've never purchased dry ice And I've never owned a blowtorch And I've never been on any roofs at all.
Yes, we're the Pyros Who Don't Do Anything We just stay home and work on stems And if you ask us if we did anything We'll just tell you... we didn't do anything!
Oh, I've never made pinatas And I've never toasted Settlers And I've never fallen through the ceiling of the lecture hall And I've never smashed computers And I never slept in Honnold And I've never been on any roofs at all.
And we've never caught a kobold And we've never worshipped Momar And we hope to see Shamik and Lucas back here in the fall And I've never frozen textbooks And I've never summoned lightning ...and we've never been on ANY ROOFS AT ALL!!